I Just Had A Heart Attack

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So I went to get something for my Mom, and their was a basket of hangers right beside me that I didn't notice. As I went to walk away, a hanger wrapped around my foot. It gave me a heart attack and I screamed, 'Let go of me evil you evil thing you!'

I turned around and noticed it was just a hanger.

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Jeez, I had a heart attack for no apparent reason.

You know how you get chocolate chip cookie with no chocolate and you're like, 'No. Heck no. Bish, I want a chocolate chip cookie with chocolate chips.' And you make that face.

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Steve (My pet unicorn)- This spoke to me on a spiritual level. *Wipes away a tear*

Maddie-  :-\  I worry 'bout you...

See ya next chapter my Mofo's!

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