Satan: Do you want a coffee?
Lucifer: Yes, if you're making one.
Satan: *comes back 5 minutes later with two coffees and gives one to Lucifer, before sitting down*
Lucifer: *goes to drink it, then stops himself*
Satan: What's wrong?
Lucifer: *narrows his eye's* I don't trust you..What have you done to it?
Satan: Nothing?
Lucifer: ....I want your cup.
Satan: *rolls his eye's* Fine *they go to swap cups*
Lucifer: UNLESS! That was your plan all along..And you KNEW I wouldn't trust you and would want to swap, and YOU hold the tampered with coffee KNOWING I'd end up with it!
Satan: Oh stop it will you! I haven't done anything to the coffee! I was just making one and wondered if you wanted one.
Lucifer: *narrows eye's again* ...I'll keep my cup.
Satan: Ok?
Lucifer: *goes to sip it, then stops again* No, I want yours.
Satan: Oh for GOODNESS sake?!
Lucifer: SATAN!! *bursts into demon form*
Satan: WHAT?!
Lucifer: What have you done to it?!
Satan: *Bursts into demon form* NOTHING!!
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