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*Everyone at Mc's house*

Beel: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Mc: ... N-No...?

Mc, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Beel, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Mammon: I see a-

Mc, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Belphie: Oh, well I-

Mc: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Mc, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Mammon: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Beel: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Mc: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Mc: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Mc, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Mc: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Satan, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Mc:

Levi: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Mc:

Mc, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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