❝ 𝙃𝙖𝙞𝙠𝙮𝙪𝙪 ❞ || boyfriend scenarios [ ON HOLD ]

his birthday

30 - his birthday

what will happen on his bday u-u

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hinata
- you get him a new volleyball
- cuz the one he was using deflated
- HE CAN'T STOP THANKING
- of course there's food
- and he almost chocked omygod
- pray for hinata
- his mom scolded him lmfao

kageyama
- ugh
- the happiness on his face is astronomical
- you gave him a box
- A BOX FULL OF MILK
- he says you're the best girlfriend ever
- but that's not all
- you give him another box!
- a box of yoghurt
- so he doesn't have to be confused which one to choose

nishinoya
- believe it or not
- YOU BOUGHT HIM SHOES
- OMYGOD READER CHAN
- you're actually saving up for his bday
- and the shoes would look really good for him
- and i kid you not
- he did a rolling thunder double and hugged you

sugawara
- you had a hard time
- literally
- looking back, suga was the one who always give you stuff
- now what does he want
- and you know what you bought him?
- 🍑 a beautiful set of rejuvenating set 🍑
- because you reasoned out that he has such beautiful skin
- so he has to take care of it
- [ i literally laughed writing this ]

tsukishima
- okay um
- akiteru's face is unexplainable
- tsukki's mom was really happy like a mom shud be
- you're smiling like an idiot
- and tsukishima looks like he's questioning his 15 years of existence
- let's cut to the chase.
- a bag full of dinosaurs
- IN ANY SIZE
- but don't worry!
- you bought him new headphones for compensation

daichi
- wait
- what does daichi want
- you seriously having a mental breakdown
- so one thing comes in mind
- DAICHI LOVES SHOYU RAMEN!
- YOU BUY HIM A RAMEN PACKS
- AND OFC YOU PREPARED HIM SHOYU RAMEN
- he nervously chuckled
- 'how... how do i eat all of this---'

yamaguchi
- since his bday was close to the cold season
- being the productive person that you are ✨
- YOU KNITTED HIM A SCARF
- and did he like it?
- YES HE LOVES IT
- you also made him
- some soft, floppy french fries 🍟
- maybe with extra salt
- and that was the happiest he has ever been
- if you can wrap tsukishima in a ribbon
- then you'd also do it

kuroo
- comb
- yes a comb
- kuroo: um, i get that you love me but a comb? seriously. out of all the options in the world.
- a comb.
- you: uh. out of all the options in the world, you just had to not comb your hair?
- before you fight
- you gave him another thing
- a mirror
- kuroo:..... did you at least cooked me some mackerel, we're good if you did
- of course you cooked for him

kenma
- guess what
- being the rich ✨ beauty that you are
- you buy
- the new games that he really wants to play
- mind you, that's in plural 💁‍♀️✨
- he looks so happy, it's worth it
- you also baked him apple pie
- kenma: *low voice* i can rest peacefully now
- you: you're welcome-- wait what?

lev
- i don't know
- buy him lotion for his long ass legs?
- u-u lev what do you want
- running out of options
- that's what you did
- :D
- alisa actually told you that lev does use things like that
- so you shopped together ✨
- to make it up, you bought him oinarisan

bokuto
- HEY HEY HEY
- if it's his bday
- THEN BRING OUT ALL THE ONIKU
- yes yes he can have all that
- you also bought him a new shirt
- BOKUTO: I'M GONNA WEAR THIS EVERYDAY
- you: chile, you can't wear it everyday
- and of course
- you can't forget to buy those damn kneepads

akaashi
- crisis (2)
- WHAT DO YOU BUY FOR SOMEONE THIS PERFECT
- u-u this is harder than calculus
- nanohana no karashiae (favorite food)
- yes that's the one
- wait how do you pronounce that
- since you were panicking
- you bought him gloves, scarf, trench coat
- akaashi: i guess i won't be cold during the winter, thank you

oikawa
- damn
- you hit a home run
- supporters
- yes. supporters. supporter kneepads.
- oikawa: thank you so much omygod i clearly needed this. thanks for the concern!
- he clearly sounded sarcastic
- you: can i compensate it with a life time supply of milk bread, kisses and hugs?
- oikawa: yes

iwaizumi
- there are some things to do
- so you got busy
- this explains:

- you failed miserable
- cuz oikawa saw your notes
- he carried you all the way to iwa's house
- cuz u look like a lifeless life form

ushijima
- now you gotta be honest
- YOU BOUGHT HIM LE PERFUME
- i mean he smells pretty good already
- but he does use this one perfume
- and damn it makes him 100 times more attractive
- and not to mention this is also for your self satisfaction
- ushijima: why do you look so happy
- you: you want hayashi rice ^^

tendou
- ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD
- yes you gave him that
- CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
- 3 TUBS BOI
- he loves chocolate
- and u bought shonen jump
- i mean the issue but not the company :D
- you also promised him to buy the next 3 weeks jump

asahi
- boi
- there's a feast
- cuz it's the new year
- so you don't really know what to give
- you gave up on thinking
- and gave him a bible
- asahi: (y/n) i already have a bible ✨
- you: at least you can be two times holy now

yaku
- you: do you want heels—
- yaku: don't even think about getting that
- at the end you still bought him good 6 inches of red beautiful heels
- but of course you won't come out alive if that's the only thing you gave
- so, like the CARING girlfriend you are
- you also bought him milk, some growth pills, vitamins a,b,c,d,e
- yaku: you little—
- you: ep ep ep! before you get mad, you play volleyball so vitamins are of much use!
- yaku: WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THOSE VITAMINS IF MY ✨  pituitary gland ✨ WON'T PRODUCE GROWTH HORMONES

kunimi
- SALTED CARAMEL
- yes
- you put effort in making salted caramel
- but the gift tho
- kunimi's not really the type to ask for anything
- so you gave him new socks :D
- yes how adorable
- kunimi: i was actually eyeing this one last week

terushima
- SO LOUD
- WHY ARE THERE BIG ASS SPEAKERS
- him: PARTY PARTY (Y/N)-CHAN!
- you smack him on the head
- you: wanna get arrested for bothering your neighbors
- you made him wiener pan
- wiener sounds weird tho
- you bought him shoes
- cuz he keeps complaining about it on practice

futakuchi
- you bought him two boxes of sour gummies
- and all sorts of those kinds of candies
- yes you did
- he's addicted to those
- you also bought him salonpas
- because i kid you not the stress in blocking he gets
- and the stress from koganegawa
- him to gummies: I'd be satisfied for the rest of my life if i only eat this
- you: okay good luck dying kenji