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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Guys Please! I do not want to go to the beach!" I protested.
"Come on Storm it will be great!" My best friend Kalen whined.
"Alright, but last time you guys buried me in the sand." I pouted.Meet the snack squad, oh and we chose the name because I'm a total snack. Ok now seriously meet the snack squad.
There's Kalen, sadly enough my bestfriend."Oh my god! I hope we can see sharks! Maybe we can play jaws in real life!"
"Kalen, ur an absolute idiot."Meet Zyair, he's really pessimistic and is an absolute mood killer.
"Why am I actually here? All the sand between my toes is making me pissed."
"Oh come on Zebra, it could be worse! Stop being such an asshole and go swim, oh wait you can't HAHAHA. Sorry, not really sorry."Meet Naya, an absolute queen. Speaks her mind and doesn't think before speaking.
"Let's make sandcastles but Treyton can't come because he sucks making sandcastles!"
"I'm not that bad.. I just. A-Alright I kind of am.."Meet Treyton, absolutely the clumsiest and weirdest person ever.
"G-Guys this sand is really hot, I fell into it with my face. A-And like I think I'm burned!"
"Trey, you just burned because of the sun. You guys all should just- I'm just gonna lay there. Don't dare talk to me."And meet Seven, yeah his name is Seven. Seven is just kind of a dick.
"Guys can you all just calm down I'm trying to read!"
"Bitch please! Who reads! Do something like drown!"And saved the best for last! ME, Storm. Amazing, attractive absolutely amazing! And I know you couldn't tell, I'm gay!
"Oh my cheesy balls!"
"Can we like not talk about what flavor your balls are." Zyair said while looking at me with a disgusting look on his face.
"Zeewee shut up and look! Look at that snack!"
"Which one are we looking at there are like 4 different guys you little shit. And it's Zyair. ZYAIR."
"Oh come on, the hottest on ofcourse! The brunette, the tall one! I'm so gonna meet him and make him mine! And yeah yeah whatever you say Zinc."
"Zyair! It's Zyair! And if you want him go to him, I'm done being called everything but my name." Zyair rolled his eyes almost so far in his head, I thought he lost them."Naya! I spotted hot ass meat! And I need it but I need a reason to approach him!"
"Just go to him and say, hi you look like a piece of meat I'd like to chop and then chew on you and spit you out and then eat you again." She said with a fond look.
"I'm - You know what. That's a great plan !" I gave her a fake awkward smile and backed up slowly.I was scared for more advice of my friends but decided to get everyone of the snack squad together.
"SNACKIESSS!!!"
I think the whole beach could hear me, I got a few people looking at me like. 'Wow he's such a handsome guy' and like 'I wish I was as perfect as him.' They totally thought that. The snack squad came over while Treyton fell a few times, I had to laugh ofcourse."I have arranged a meeting my peasants!"
"Is there like food here, because in a meeting we need donuts-"
"Kalen! There are no donuts next time there will be donuts- But that's not the point! I have arranged this meeti-"
"Can I please go reading again." Seven said annoyed.
"Definitely not you rude peasant! You sha'll listen!" I said while putting my hand on my heart.
"Now if I could finally speak bec-"
"I really would like to leave." Zyair interrupted.
"ZAP STOP IT RIGHT NOW I DO NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR!"
"ZYAIR!"
"Now, you all see the handsome guy over there! Yes the one with the brown hair, yes the tall one. You will all help me! To make him! MINE!"
"No absolutely not." Seven snorted back.
"Boo you whore!" Naya stuck her tongue out at Seven.
"You have no choice Seven. It will be operation Snack Squid!"
"I wish there were donuts.." Kalen spoke up.
"Kalen not everything is about you!" I rolled my eyes.
"Now does anyone have any ideas?!" I asked.
"There is sand in my swimtrunks.." Treyton said while pouting.
"I already said my idea! It was great! With the meat you know." Naya said fondly.
"Maybe later Nay- Anyone else?"
"Geez just say hi there, and when he turns around you say sorry I thought you were someone else like how hard is that." Zyair said frustrated and just wanting to go lay down.
"Zigzag that is a great idea!!" Naya cheered.
"ZYAIR!!"
"Yes great idea I will try it immediately! You all are dismissed from this meeting. Oh and if I fail, it is your fault Zygote." I looked at him sternly.
"Geez Guys! It's Zyair!!!"I walked away from the angry Zyair and the annoyed Seven, a sandy swimtrunk Treyton, a donut searcher Kalen and a proud Naya.
I walked towards the boy and it was all going great. I saw Naya cheering from me.
I said super convincing."Hello there my friend! Ha ha I lost you!" No it wasn't totally like I was making it look fake, I really did my best and it was really convincing!
"Uhh- I don't think I know you.." He said slightly freaked out.
"Oh no! I thought u were my friend! Ha ha my bad!" I said again very convincing not making my voice sound weird and all.
"Uhh that's alright the names, Jaylon."
"Looking good Jaylonnnn!!!" At this point he looked frightened.
"Uh- I was kidding! The names Storm. Like what you see? No I meant hi! Well I'll see you later Jaylon! Wait can you give me your number just because we're friends now you know!" I just started rambling.
"You know just take my number and uh- yeah sure bye Storm-"
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I can take your mans if I want to. [BXB]
Humor{Finished!💞} Storm of the "Snack squad" falls for a guy that's on vacation with a few friends. He will not give up to make him his. Luckily the snack squad will help him, they find out the guy has a boyfriend but that doesn't stop them! Not only ar...