I can take your mans if I want to. [BXB]

Fourteen '~'

I woke up with the biggest smile ever, no one is gonna kill my day! At least that was what I thought.

I walked peacefully in the bathroom humming some songs, till I looked in the mirror.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I yelled this at the top of my voice, louder then I've ever yelled.

I heard my door swing open and someone running towards the bathroom.
"What's wrong I heard screaming?!" Naya said out of breath from running towards my room.
"I have a date this evening and I! Have a big ass pimple right on the tip of my nose! This is horrifying! Why is it always me! I mean where is my perfection now?! I can't even deny that I look hideous and oh my god, you see my hair! I could never fix that!"

I started pacing in bathroom annoyed and panicking, why do I deserve this?! I've done nothing wrong! It's that bitch.. That bitch I bumped into yesterday! She had so many pimples her face could just burst open! She did this and she's gonna pay for this!

Naya was still looking more confused then ever, I rushed passed her still in my pyjama's walking with big angry steps. I slammed my door shut and walked through the hall, all the people seeing me look scared and took a step back.
"What are you looking at! It's not like u look any better! So could you not stare at me!" I spit in this one old women's face.
"Umm young man, I wasn't staring at u. I was staring at the snack machine."
"Now you don't have to start flattering me! I know I'm a snack machine but right now, I'm not. So please don't look at me you... BOOMER!"

I don't know why I decided to say that, that's just.. Disgusting. But I was feeling rather horrible and that just reflects on my personality.
"How could u! That is not nice young man! U know what u need, you need some soup!" The lady tried to crack a fake smile.
"Soup?! Did you just say SOUP?! Do I look like I need soup?! I disgust soup, are you trying to say that I look like a disgusting soup?! M'am who are you to tell me that! I will not talk to you any time soon, till you apologize you rude animal!"

Was I a bit harsh? No. She looked at me like I was a trash can and then after she wants to give me soup! Ew soup. I pushed passed her on my way to THAT girl. She will not like what's she's gonna get.

I walked a little longer and there she was in the restaurant.
"YOU!" I shouted at her making everyone in the restaurant turn their head.
"Oh look it's you." She said with a bitchy tone in her voice.

I already wanted to choke her in an unfriendly way, is there even a friendly way? Wait. You dirty child, not in that way. Then I wanted to slap her with a stick and stomp on her face while smacking her with a book that's bigger then the Bible. When she's still alive I will chew on a gum and throw it in her hair.

I sound so evil, but I'm just furious! I would normally never say this, okay don't look at me like that I get it I'm a bad bitch. But normally I wouldn't do it now I'm considering it. I'm such a nice person normally I so am! But right now I'm in state of mind~ okay sorry no time for Ariana. Wait when isn't it time for Ariana? So I decided it was Ariana time.

"I'm picking it up, I'm living I'm loving so we turning up." I started singing perfectly on the right pitch, the way Ariana would be shook!
"Ain't got no tears in my body I ran out, but boy, I like it, I like it, I like it!"

This bitch starts singing with me, but at this point I don't freaking mind I just wanna vibe on Ariana you know.
"Don't matter how, what, where, who tries it
We're out here vibin', we vibin', we vibin'"

People started to watch us and give us some weird but also amusing faces. We started dancing beautifully and sang louder and when the song came to an end. I don't mind miss bitch anymore she's earned my respect.