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here's what you missed on glee
imagine a lobster with human ears
apparently im 2'8
its 8 am and i cant do math
sometimes i fall down the stairs because i have to wake up
contol alt delete my existence
i blame saddo
arrest mario 2020
smh
f-f-f-frog face f-f-frog face
sometimes i wonder if people
i like
respond or i'll cry
avvy wavvy asf thanks per s e eee
um what if i just sit here instead of doing pushups
be proud of me because my parents arent
im not 😹 running around my backyard 😹😹🗡 because you want me too 😹😹
yeah yeah ❤️
idc who you are pls
head scratch
how did i already finish my coffee this is dumb
i wrote and researched an essay in an hour and a half
yesyes of course
why am i only happy in the car
i am immune 😌⛄️✨
lol this all sucks
phillip hatebot
it's been a month
english is so stupid
i spent 8 hours today doing hw for one class
part title idk what else to put
motivation said 😋
why wont it let me publish this 🏃‍♀️💨
90 seconds
my weekend
i started writing this on october 19
my fingers are cold brr very short part i promise
social high !!!!!!!
🫂
call 1 833 - 688 - 2697
comment i am lonely or dont idk lets hug
cry (that was me crying)
Um WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A BAGEL IS
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED (NOT CLICKBAIT)
bc i am starting this even though i posted the previous chapter 3 hours ago
this entire part is sleepy and tirern
BLASPHEMY
i havent played animal crossing a long time
UGHGNSFJK im on my computer
go ahead & remove this from ur libraries im updating daily
avni is a genius she is smarter than everyone
i miss my friends
i love reading mmm someone kiss me
hope i can be better in the future
screnshot lasy for klas
abnis s cl ool expeidrne
and then i will post it
AAAYYYYOOOOOOO thibka of title llgoged ip
im so exhausfdded of evrutjign i cabt dohis
u guys i stsrted this is novemeber embarrasjng right
hi cool kids on the block
did u miss me (threat)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS
i am having the time of my life
DOG 🫵🫵🫵🫵
graphic design is my passion
oobly boo!0y
silly billy bing bong
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