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there's this family sitting in our backyard for dinner and i'm going crazy bye

one person keep saying socialism instead of socializing

one person is just v loud and keeps taking abt mind and body stuff and why seeing people rn isn't doing anything bad

and the last person just yelled "he's a first year in high school" repeatedly for like a minute and a half.

and my dad keeps reciting poems from like 50 years ago that no one cares abt

save me lolz

and i'm sitting right behind the wind chimes so they're hurting my ears bye PLS WHY IS MY DAD LITERALLY HITTING RHEM RO MAKE THEM LOUDER

my mom thinks everything that leaves her mouth is pure comedy i hate people

if anything happens people start screaming IS SHE CRYING I

we're taking about birthdays WHY ARE THEY SO LOUD THEYRE LEANING IN ON THE TABLE AND ARE LIKE 2 FEET AWAY FROM ME AND NOT WEARING MASKS MAN PUT ON A FUCKING MASKKK

i want to go inside

the bobcat that lives in our backyard every now at then is staring at us through our fence and i'm like 90% sure the possums are back

THEIR LAUGHS ARE SO OBNOXIOUS PLS THEYRE JUST SO LOUD IM SOBBING WHYD THAT SCARE ME

anyways i'm not enjoying this interaction.
he talked abt why wearing a mask and sitting
6-8 feet away and outside is important when
ur with people and he took his mask off the
second he sat down and is like 4 feet away
bye

he's just spent like 7 minutes trying to convince
me to see my friends by saying the same things he's
said all night just louder i'm

ok i'm gonna go eat some brownies brb

anyways bc i'm gonna end squid soon
(10 more parts after this) idk who i'm
gonna talk to lolz

i might make a new spam after this one
called octopus
bc y'know
like
squid
and -
o-
octopus-

ok

ok :)

WAIT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABT SOMETHING

OH YEAH

i MISS BUTCH SM

LOOK AT HIM IM SO SAD HE WAS MY FAVORITE VILLAGER IN THE GAME IM JUST SO SAD FUCK

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LOOK AT HIM IM SO SAD
HE WAS MY FAVORITE VILLAGER IN THE GAME IM JUST SO SAD FUCK

brb gonna go buy his amiibo real quick

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