3rd person POV:
(Y/n) was sitting on a rock while the sins stood around him.
Lust: How do you feel.
(Y/n): My magic has regenerated but it feels different from what I'm used to.
Greed: It's probably because you don't have any demonic magic anymore.
Gluttony: That explains why you smell so pure. He's a pure boy now.
(Y/n): I'm neither pure nor a boy. I'm a badass dude.
Wrath: Pure boy~
(Y/n): Never call me that again.
Pride: Moving on to the subject at hand... You said that your grandmother is going to try and kill those heroes, right?
(Y/n): Good to know you listened.
Pride: So what do we do about that?
Envy: I-Is it our problem?
Wrath: He makes a point. We could just let them die.
Sloth: After that, what will she go after next...?
Pride: (Y/n) what do you want to do?
(Y/n): Well... Like an infectious rash they kinda sorta maybe grew on me.
God: Good, I don't have to convince you.
(Y/n): Holy cock sucker!?
(Opening theme)
After the sins got the explanation on how good old grandpa god likes to chat with his grandson, (Y/n) began to listen to what he wanted to tell him.
God: I need your help to put my wife back in prison.
(Y/n): Sure, one way or another I'm going to show her my "love" for my grandmother. And by love, I mean the number of times I'm going to repeatedly smack her.
Wrath: I like that Idea.
(Y/n): Thank you.
(Y/n): Now, gramps. Mind giving me a thorough explanation of why she was in jail.
God:(sigh) Very well.
God: She would always cause trouble by sending a few floods and plagues at the mortals, all for some attention.
God: Eventually she tried to wipe out, hell, and Terra.
Gluttony: What's he saying.
(Y/n): The bitch be genocidal.
God: After a battle, I managed to imprison her with the help of our children.
God: This actually also ties in with how Lucifer went to hell.
(Y/n):?
God: She didn't agree that she should stay their forever. That was really the last straw for her. She rebelled and in our final battle, we made a deal, that I won she would have to let her stay there.
(Y/n): You obviously won. Moving on to the present day, what does she have in store for us?
God: From what I gather, she's going to try to change something.
(Y/n): Very specific.
God: She knows how to hide from me.
(Y/n): We know what she's going after Ciri and the others first. So I'm going to need to save them.
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The DemonLord's attempted retirement
FantasyIn the magical era of Kingdoms and Empires, humanity has been at war with the forces of hell, lead by their Demon Lord for many years. A magic sword along with a prophecy was then discovered. The prophecy said that one day a hero will come and claim...
