"Uh uh uh" that is what I hear walking past the staff room. I storm in to find Miss Baeswag and Mr Mantitties on a having some fun on a conveniently place apparently small enough to fit in a staff room jumping castle. "Get out of here" says Mr Mantitties. I quickly take a selfie and run out of the room to meet a weird lil fellow named 'Mr Lobster' ". Lubey Lubey lube lube lube it haepens evrydeay lube" ( attempt at recreating accent).
"Where's that coming" from I say "Down here idiot" he replies. He then goes on about something that I don't care about and you certainly don't. (Never fear I skipped the boring shit for you) (Winkie face) he tells me everything I need to know as he has been living in that very trash can beneath you feet for almost 2 years. As I walk into the morning torture room/ classroom early as always I find that the only other person in the class besides a small Jewish boy on a chain picking up pennies and some guy with a pencil moustache. Is a slender little girl she turned around and I see a mildly obese girl with an oversized pus filled and centipede infested wart at the end of this monstrous wart is a long thick strand of hair . Weirdly enough I find it quite mesmerising almost beautiful in the way the hair jiggles as she speaks and the way the pus oozes from it. I take a seat to this truly beautiful girl and place Mr Lobster on my knee as I ask him What do you want for Christmas" Lobster says " Pussy I love cats" I reply to that by saying "I'm more of a dog person myself
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School time love
Humora truly fucked story from a fucked up person and not what it seems
