School time love

Preparing for the war (what am i doing with my life)

All around me people are trying to recover physically and mentally from the recent battle. I approach 'bugs eye' I see a tall boy with bright blonde hair he is sitting there killing flies and pulling out there eyes and stick them onto his face. I begin to wonder why he's nicknamed bugs eye. He also has friend spazzy who certainly is a spazzy and everyday arrives in his big black truck and a friend on likes to cum on bells who doesn't shave his legs. I congratulate him on the chips and ask if there's any left he says no but there some of miss baeswags nipple which fell off in the grain wave air strikes. It's now lunch and I go out to formulate plan to take down Mrs Baeswag and her army. But bugs eye has an idea simply cover some fat that got chopped off Mr Manttitties Mantitties in rat poison and bombard them sharpened chicken bones. Then we will do a ice bucket challenge, post it on Instagram and tag them but they will be too scared and will be trolled. TROLLLOLLOLOLLOOLOOLLOOL. As we were running out troops and weapons we searched the dumpster outside the sick bay and found pads pads and an red and white armband with a swastika on it along with some mean looking guy with a totally kawai ✌️ moustache but mostly just empty birth control bottles and white sticky stuff that tasted like salt. As we were running low on salt and had just got some over priced fish and chips from the canteen we thought 'hmmmm we can't waste this' so one thing led to another and now everyone getting all fat (not from the fish and chips) and 9 months later kaboom!!! Everyone lost the weight with the help of a mysterious witch called 'Jennay Craig'. By this time however the school was overrun with a lot more than a rat army it seems she has brought to life some zombie fetuses along with some new commanders. Mr likes to cop it in the butt, Miss ow my bloody ears hurt and is she looking at me oh wait it just a glass eye as well as Mr touch preteens and of course Mr Adolf .H (h stands for happiness and herpes) (basically the same thing just jokes happiness usually means your eating un healthy food which is bad, doing drugs depending on the country is also bad and or just a complete idiot which is probably the best one as you don't even realise it).