School time love

(Kind of) part 2

Then as I just finished asking Mr lobster what he wanted for Christmas and telling Bella that she looked amazing and that would suck off that wart later tonight. Miss Baeswag strolled in covered in a white smelly substance and as she did the rest the class walked in, I was so shocked by her not only her appearance in the class but by the white liquid she seemed to be drenched in, I" had no idea she was a painter" exclaimed Bigfoots brother who was a cute little black kid who ate too much KFC but was somehow still super skinny. His brother 'Bigfoot' much the same size but had a darker tone of skin, "Of course she is dumbass" he yells across the class. Miss baeswag then screams back at him saying "aaaahhuudyya" in a guttural language that seemed only Godzilla could understand. They engaged each other like 2 starving rats fighting over the previously mentioned partially decomposed boys circumsized foreskin. Clawing and biting each other miss baeswag was now on top along with the help of her army rats, now Bigfoots brother helps out with a bucket sharpened KFC bones and suddenly the tables around as someone alerts the class to Mr mantitties presence out side the class room and everyone acted like they were doing there except of course for Bigfoot, Lobster and me mr mantitties crushed us with a mighty of his left man boob (don't ask me how) and sent me high in the air while the aftershock splintered the tables in the 1st row. I dive to the left just as the shockwave hits but Bigfoot and lobster weren't so lucky Miss Baeswag used the moment of distraction to her advantage as she led her advancing army of rats (now joined by mr Mantitties) to finish off lobster and the now mortally wounded Bigfoot someone had to do something but the class to be honest was scared shitless of the overweight bald Mariah Carey look alike. When suddenly Lobster rallied the class against the approaching hordes of metaphorical demons of with his usual charm. Then got scared and decided to climb into my backpack and shit himself while masturbating could only be described as a different kind of blumpkin (a blumpkin is when you poo having you woo woo sucked) Even the recorded death toll was rising as no one thought to use the rat poison in the cupboards 3 steps to the left were uncovering bodies from the previous battle fought that day hungry rats trying to tear pieces of flesh from the corpses of my now dead classmates. Across the room the bodies of about a dozen or so students followed by a couple hundred rats, there were destroyed tables and out of date grain wave copy from Aldi that covered the floor. Apparently someone by the name 'Bugs eye had done this and it had not only injured Mr Mantitties and Miss Baeswag as there was milk (from Mr. Mantitties manboob) and some blood which smelt of curry.
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