"Edd, you're such a bottom."
Tord, Tom, Edd, and you were all sitting on the couch together. Tom was so drunk and actually getting along with Tord. Only because the two of them were poking fun at Edd, however.
"I'm not! I could uhh...." He looked around the room until his eye caught Y/N. "I could top Y/N any day!"
"Woah buddy, calm..." Tord said with a shocked grin on his face. "If you're gonna do it at least get Tom out of the room."
"Noooooo, I wanna seeeeee~~" Tom drunkenly slurred, leaving Tord laughing like a maniac.
"YOU WANNA WATCH EDD AND Y/N FUCK!!?!??!?!?!??!" Tord yelled laughing. Tom only looked confused. "For real. Get a room." He eyed you and Edd as Edd sighed.
"So..." You spoke, leaving Edd blushing and flustered. "Wanna prove that you could top me?" Edd swallowed and wiped his hands on his knees. "Sweating already? Such a bottom move..." Edd's back tensed as he grabbed your wrist.
"My room. Now." His voice was gravelly and rugged. So, it was unbelievably hot. He dragged you into his room and locked the door. He pulled off his hoodie and shirt, leaving him shirtless. (duh)
"Pulling off your own clothes before I'm naked? Awfully bottom of you, Edd...~" He glared at you for a second and then snapped.
"Clothes off. Now." You held back a laugh.
"Demanding are we?" You smiled slyly. "A real top would want me to put on a show, hm?"
"...Fine then. Give me a show." He crossed his arms and sat on the bed, with you in front of him. You undressed slowly as he sat there, his mouth wide open, and his dick HARD. "You... I.... Uh..." He sat there at a loss of words.
"A top wouldn't be so bewildered to see a naked woman, Edd. Such a bottom." You grinned at him, then sat beside him and pushed him off the bed. "Clothes off. Now." You echoed.
"I- fine." He stripped for you just like you did to him. Only when he was fully undressed, you laughed. Not at his size, no that'd be plain rude. You laughed because--
"A TOP WOULDN'T STRIP!!!" You laughed the loudest you had in months. He glared at you.
"Stop calling me a bottom."
"Then top me, bitch."
He stared at you solemnly before pinning you to the bed, both his hands on your shoulders. His fingertips were cold but everything else was so warm. He leaned down and kissed you passionately, before licking your bottom lip. You opened your mouth wider, and he instantly slipped his tongue in(not the last time I'm gonna be writing that--). He moved one of his hands lower to your hip and began rubbing circles. With the hand still gripping your shoulder, he moved some of your hair away so he had straight access to your neck. He pulled out(AGAIN NOT THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA BE WRITING THAT--) of your mouth.
"Eddddd~" You whimpered. You didn't know he had a plan in mind.
That's when he moved his head lower to your neck and began peppering it with kisses. It tickled a lot, honestly. He got to a part in the middle of your neck and kissed it open-mouth. You bit your lip, suppressing moans. He sucked on that part for a while, then got bored. He pulled away from your neck and smiled at you.
This is finally it, you thought to yourself, he's finally gonna ram y--
Your thoughts were cut off by him going back onto your neck and biting. You felt like you needed to scream, but it felt so good too. Your voice did a mix of a moan and a scream, starting out with a yell and moving onto a softer tone.
"I love your voice," Edd whispered in your ear. "I want to hear it more." He moved his hand that was placed on your neck to your hip. His legs were on either side of you, and he was sitting with his nude body on your legs. His boner was very apparent. He took a moment to look over your entire body, from head to toe, and then grinned.
He got a condom (SAFE SEX POG) and then put in on his member. He lowered his body down so his dick was right in front of your entrance. "You ready?"
"A top won't ask if I'm ready, fuck me NOW." You yelled. He laughed.
"I'll be honest, the bottom thing is just an act." He purred. "Now you get to see me for who I am." His voice was the vocal equivalent of disheveled; it was gravely and somewhat smooth. He inserted the head into your entrance and you immediately moaned. Sure, he wasn't big but DAMN he had GIRTH.
A moan escaped your lips and he didn't say anything in response, just a light chuckle. He pushed further in until you yelled at him.
"GIVE ME EVERYTHING NOW!"
He took this as a formal request in which he needed to fulfill. He pushed his entire length into you at one time, panting and groaning. Your back arched. You gripped onto the bed sheets tighter as he thrusted into you, with most of his cock already in but only about 5 centimetres for him to thrust with. You felt a knot tightening in your stomach as he pounded against you. The room filled with skin-slapping and Edd's occasional grunts. As for you, you tried to hold them in. From time to time you'll squeal very loud. You're like a train, you build up your moans and let them all out at once, x5000 louder though. You felt the knot break as you moaned, no, screamed Edd's name and came onto his member. He continued to thrust into you until he came into the condom.
He pulled out and took the condom off, then grabbed a tissue to wipe off the excess cum on his dick. He threw both away in the trash, then got dressed.
"Why are you getting dressed?" You whined. He let a small laugh escape his lips.
"I'm gonna go tell the boys I totally topped you."
"Oh.." He got dressed and threw you your clothes.
"Come on, get dressed. I need an eye witness."
You slipped on your clothing and fixed your messy hair. You walked out of his room to see everyone sitting where you left them.
"Tord, Tom, I want to say that--"
"EDD IS TOTALLY A BOTTOM."
Alright, now that this chapter (ey) in my life is done, time to take a long nap.
Remember, you can request on the "Requests" chapter, I'll do every single one <3
(keep in mind this was my 2nd time writing smut, the first time is... lost. if any of you experienced writers are reading this feedback is appreciated; im only writing smut for my own experience.)~🦋
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FanfictionHeya! I'm [REDACTED], and I just got back into the Eddsworld fandom! Me being a fanfic writer myself decided to plunge into the strange depths called "oneshots," so this is my first attempt at that. Feel free to recommend stories on the first chapte...