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Edd 🌺

 hahahahha remember when i said next chapter was gonna be matt? too bad its edd again :P

i know, i know, very short hiatus but i wanted to get it cleared up. yes, i was on hiatus not just because of the new episode but because i have no idea where to take the matt chapter. i have literally the first 2 sentences written but then i immediately got burnout and wrote this instead.

this chapter has not been edited, expect mistakes

oh also its told in edd's pov

will try my best to get matt chapter out but there might be in between chapters so its less boring for me. anyways enjoy :)  

 She was the newest edition to our household. Immediately, she got along with all of us... except me.

  She always acted very horny, so her and Tord looked over Hentai novels. I'm sure she did it ironically, but there was not a thought in Tord's mind it was ironic.

  She drove Tom home after a round of beers because she rarely drank. She can also actually put up with him when he's drunk.

  Her and Matt are shopping buddies. She doesn't like to shop nearly as much as Matt, but he offers to pay for her. They also tell each other secrets from time to time!

  And then there's me. 

  She's tried to talk to me several times, but I always start backing away, getting nervous, hiding my blush, sweating. And I mean SWEATING. She was nice. Nice enough to try to get to know me. I'm just so much worse than her.

  It was then I realized I'd been getting nervous because I liked her.

  Like, I like-liked her.

  Shit.

  I didn't know how to confess--that is considering I'd ever confess. I figured the best option would be to ask Matt, since they're shopping buddies. Wellllllll, the conversation went like this:

  "Hey, Matt!"

  "Hey Edd." 

  "Sooo, uhh--"

  "I'm gonna go shopping with Y/N today! Isn't that exciting?"

  "Oh, good, the thing I was actually going to ask was--"

  "No, I mean right now. We are about to leav--"

  "No, no don't leave right now! I wanted to know if Y/N... uhh--"

  "SPIT IT OUT, I'M LITERALLY HEADING FOR THE CAR."

  "DOES Y/N LIKE ANYONE?"

  "THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL SHOPPING BUDDY STUFF, NOW PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE MALL."

  So... that did not work. Then I decided, maybe Tom remembers something from when he was drunk? Maybe he confessed his undying love for someone and felt bad about it and to console him Y/N told him who she likes? It was a long shot, sure, but maybe, just maybe...

  "Heyyyy, Tom."

  "Yeah what'chu want."

  "I uhh, I wanted to know if Y/N said anything while you were drunk? Ab-about someone she likes?"

  "Dude half the time I'm with Y/N I'm blackout drunk. The other half I'm drunk enough to remember 1/4 of what happened that night."

  "...So--"

  "So no you dumbass."

  Great. Just swell. The last person that leaves me with is Tord. If he knows anything, it would have to be her sexual desires. I mean think about it! They look over HENTAI together, it would JUST MAKE SENSE. IT HAD TO BE TORD THAT KNEW!! HE'LL HELP! HE'LL KNOW--