Eddsworld x Reader ONESHOTS/SMUTSHOTS

Tord 🌺

  (I know, you rarely see Tord fluff. So I'm here to deliver! Also, remember you can request!! <3) (Also, there's Norwegian words in this chapter but you don't have to translate it, all translations are later in the story. xoxo)

  You and your housemates never got along. There was always tension, in every single pair. Tord and Tom is.. do I even have to explain it? Tom sometimes steals Edd's cola, Matt robs Edd of every mirror he owns, Tord just makes Edd uncomfortable. Tom despises Matt's narcissism. Tord thinks Matt is flat out annoying. You and Edd always had small arguments, Tom never liked how you didn't drink(I think I should specify alcohol, you didn't drink alcohol. I'm not dehydrating the reader, alright?) , Matt didn't like how you looked down on yourself, and then there was Tord.

  Tord? Tord. To be honest, you never really... met him. No, I mean really met him. The other guys tell you "He's a gun obsessed commie who's also a pervert in every way possible," and also "Since you're a girl you're a prime victim for him. Avoid at all costs." You'd never met that Tord. The only Tord you knew was a sometimes-violent sweetheart. You couldn't explain it. Heck, even when you first met he kissed your hand. He was a gentleman! But, according to everyone else (especially Tom), he was awful and I should have never talked to him in the first place. Great. Whilst you were lost in your thoughts--

  "Hello, cutie." Tord's accent cut you out of your train of thought. 

  "I... um..." I managed to get out, but couldn't quite muster it. He laughed lowly.

  "That all you can say? How about you return my compliment, Vakker?" His voice was so smooth, especially saying words in his native language. It felt so natural and beautiful, yet you didn't even know what it meant. Obviously, you were blushing. A lot.

  "T-Tord, you're sweet but I don't speak Norwegian." You forcefully laughed. He only tilted his head.

  "Du forstår ikke?" He asked. Oh shit, he asked. You didn't know what to say, you just said you didn't know Norwegian. "Så du vet ikke hva jeg sier da." Maybe he answered his own question?? You still didn't know.

  "Tord, I just said I don't speak Norwegian." You sighed.

  "Good."

  "Wh-what?"

~time skip because i wanna go back to writing edd x readers :(~

  You'd practiced some Norwegian, while looking up what he said. 'Du forstår ikke?' means 'You do not understand?' and 'Så du vet ikke hva jeg sier da.' means 'So you do not know what I'm saying, then.'.  The thing that caught your eye was 'Vakker.' It directly translated into 'Beautiful.' You blushed a light pink. 

  Not only did you know what he said, you'd also learned essentials, like commonly used phrases. Since you and the group never got along, maybe this was the only way to bring everyone closer? Proud of your work, you rushed into the hallway to tell Tord.

  "Tooooorrrrrddddd~~~~" You sang happily. He turned around and laughed.

  "Ah, how are you doing jentebaby?"

  "Don't call me 'baby girl!'" You exclaimed to a shocked Tord. He let a nervous chuckle escape his lips.

  "Si-since when were you bilingual?"

  "Not long, and by bilingual I only know like 3 things haha..."

  "Do you know what 'søtnos' means?"

  "That means cutie."

  "What about 'bedårende?'"

  "That means adorable."

  "uhh uhhhhhhhh--" He looked around trying to find something to test you. "'Varmt?'"

  "...No, I don't know that one." You smirked.

  "OH THANK GOD. Y/N, you are varmt. So varmt." He spoke as if pleading a God. You just laughed.

  "I know varmt means hot, Tord. What're you playing at?"

  "WHY DID YOU TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOOOOWWWWWW" He cried and you laughed so loud. 

  "You think I'm hot, Tord? Tom was right about you." Tord's head was cupped with his hands, but when you said 'Tom' his back straightened.

  "What did Tom say?" He asked frantically.

  "That you're a pervert." You grinned at him.

  "That son of a-- Y/N, wait here. I'm gonna go talk to Tom." He gestured to behind him and you grabbed his wrist.

  "Oh, no you don't. You said I was hot, ey? I'm honestly feeling a bit... cold~." You voice was low and in a hushed tone, so only he could hear it. "Care to... warm me up?" You winked and he blushed madly.

  "Uh, like..." He leaned in closer to your ear. "...sex?"

  "HAHA! No." You pushed him away from your ear. "I was gonna start the fireplace silly. I was wondering if you wanted to join."

  "O-oh. I'd be fine with that."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i still like edd more~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  You grabbed the firewood from beside the brick burner and threw it into the pit, lighting it with a box of matches you found lying around. The fire roared as you sat in front of the fireplace. The crackles were ominous yet relaxing. Only one thing could make this better. Cuddles.

  Speak of the devil, you thought as Tord strutted into the room. His eyes caught yours and he immediately looked away.

  "Come on, sit." You smiled, patting beside you. The only thing was he didn't sit beside you, he sat behind you. He wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your shoulder.

  "This making you any more warm?" His groggy voice asked, you could only nod. "Good." He buried his head further into your shoulder and you swore you felt your body melt under his touch.

  "Tord, test me on some more Norwegian if you wouldn't mind." You asked, your eyes looking at the tuft of hair laying on your shoulder.

  "Alright, alright let me think." He paused for a moment, then something popped up in his head. "Do you know what 'Jeg elsker deg' means?"

  "Yeah, it means I love you."

  "Good." He raised his head so your eyes met. "Jeg elsker deg, Y/N." You blushed.

  "Jeg elsker deg, også, Tord." You smiled softly at him as his face heated up.

  "Vil du bli kjæresten min?" He asked, a big smile on his face. You pecked his lips.

  "Yes, I'll be your girlfriend."

e thanks for reading, remember you can submit requests! i'm going to do every single one of the 4 guys first, then i'll do requests. if i don't get any requests by then, it's mostly just going to be edd x reader. have i ever specified how much i love that man?

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