Bikini Bottom Slasher(spongebob x jeff the killer)

Bikini Bottom

Jeff POV

Man, moving is a pain. Epscially when you are on the run for attempted murder. Okay, let me explain... I am a killer teehee. I have killed many people and i am good at killing many people. But one day, i got cocky... I decided to try to kill one of the members from that one popular boy band group, boys who cry. I didnt care about which one but i wanted to try something new. soo, i tried, and it ended very horribal. police got involved and blah blah blah. now i am on the run, looking for a new city. and mabye a new victim *evil laugh*. 

i have been walking around for many hours. like are there any good citys around here? the hot sun is burning my white pale skin. like seriously, i really nedd a tan or something.  suddenly i came across and sign.

"bikini bottom..." i read it out loud. " sound like a good place to me." i followed the yellow brick road from the sign all the way to the actual buildings. naked fish people... i think i could used to this teehee.  i walked around the city and looked at some houses that were for sale. i found a really cool small apartment looking house that a crackhead would live in... my type of house. i ripped the for sale out of the sand and went inside.

 after a bunch of mindles packing, my stomach starts to roar like a lion. no, like an actual lion. i think i need to go to the doctor about that... anyways i left the crackhead house and walked over to the first fish that i saw. actually, not a fish. a big ol strong lobster. i couldnt stop staring at those muscules, how much i wanted to sink my kinfe into...

"hey, bro. anything i can help you with, dude?" the lobstar interruppted my thoughts. i looked up at him and tried to give a good "oh i'm not a cereal killer, just your friendly bikini bottom neighbor" smile. 

"oh do you know any good restaurants around here? i just moved here and dont really know the area yet." i told the lobster man. man, he is huge. from head to toe, muscles everywhere. you would think chasing and killing people everyday would give at least SOME muscles, but nope! i have no curves anywhere on my body.

" well, there is this really good burger place near here. good employees, good food, kinda weird boss, but we don't talk about that." the lobster explained. i havent had a burger in a good while. might as well give it a try. i thank the strong fish lobster thing and headed in the direction of the krusty krab.