Bikini Bottom Slasher(spongebob x jeff the killer)

The Meeting

Jeff POV

Finally! the krusty krab. what a beauty it is i guess. it wasn't really anything special. just a restuartant that kind of look like a crab trap. that's interesting. i walked into the place to see a bunch of couples and families eating together. meanwhile, i'm going to be eating all alone. i walk up to the counter to order. the cashier was this really ugly octopus thing, but i decided to ignore that. the cashier was really a magazine for... clarinets? what a weird guy... i clear my throat to try and get his attention. the cashier looked up and rolled his eye. he put his magazine down and sighed. "what do you want?" he asked in this really nasaly voice.

i looked through the menu for a bit. even though it had only been a good 5 seconds, i could tell that the cashier was already getting pissy. i feel like if i stood there any longer, he would yell at me or something. "i'll just have a regular kraby patty." i said. i gave him the money for the burger and smiled, trying to be nice. "thank you, mister..." i looked at his nametag "... squidward!"

Squidward rolled his eyes at me again and whispered to somebody in the window behind him. i went over to a table and sat down at it. i started to people watch, like i always do. trying to see who would be worthy to be my next victim. maybe i could go for that old man. he has probably lived a long fullfilling life. might as well end it. oh, or maybe kill two birds with one stone and go for that cute little couple over in the corner of the restuartant sharing some fries. the possibilities are endless!

Spongebob POV

i cook and i cok, hoping to never leave this kichen again. i love working wit my friends, even though squidward can be a little pushy sometimes. i get an order from my octopus friend, excited to cook yet another meaningless krabby paty. i whip up the good shit before strutting out of the kitchen and walked over to the scary looking man who orderd it. He was kinda hot doe teehee. 

"youre patty, gud sir." god, why did i say that. I sound like more of an idoit than usual, but he seemed into it so i didn't worry to much. I tried to smile at him but i was very surprised to see that he didnt grin back. I sat beside him in the table and frowned at him. "what is wrong, daddio?"

"i wanted to ask you an important question but am to afraid to ask.", he replies. I put my hand on his freshly made burger and sqished it beneth my fingers. "tell me, big glizzy." 

The man sighed and he grabbed my face and closed the space between our noses. they were basically touching. "i saw a nut bottle on my tiktok... and i think it might be yours"

SHOOT, i forgot that i put that video on the interent and i started to bawl loudly in the krabby paty. The man wiped my tears away and kissed my passionaly on the lips. "that shit makes my pants tight.", he said as he catched his breath.