Ch. 3

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Lana and Harry in one picture is like gods master piece I'm so in love OFMF kahshshdhsosusjja

(I picture Crystal as Lana)
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Rita Ohara Hudson - 22 year old virgin.

"So, how was the school reunion?" Crystal links my arm as we walk down the street. "Surprisingly, it was okay. But guess who I seen" I say with a grunt. "Alec?" Crystal looks at me. "Yep, he was asking me if I had a boyfriend but I don't understand why? It has none of his concern he made that clear when he paid a girl to be with him so he wouldn't have to lose his virginity to me!" I stomp my feet, what functioning human would do that to their 'best friend'? "Calm down princess, he is a dick I bet he's crying now because you are hot!" We laugh. "He brought his cousin, Niall. He's a commentator for Sky Sports so he commentates all of the premier league football games, which is cool. He's hot as well." "Well, have you got his number?" "Yes, I do. But i don't want to text him because what if he finds out I'm a virgin? He'll freak out! I even freak out over the fact that I am a 22 year old virgin! My mum is 50 and gets more fucking action than me! I bet my nan does!" I ramble, "Rita, hunny! Your nan is dead my lovely" "Yeah, exactly! I bet she's shagging all the fit men up there and laughing at me!"
"You seriously need to calm down, there is a lot of people who are virgins at 40" Crystal tries to compromise. "If you are referring to the film '40 Year Old Virgin' then don't, that's not real it's made up Cris. God, all these hormones inside of me that should be released by sex make me cranky" Crystal giggles. "Just text him now" "Fine." I pull out my phone and search his name into my contacts, I put his number in as soon as he give it me. I open up a text,
Me: Hey, it's Rita.
I wait...
Niall: Hey! I was wondering when you'd text me.
"Cris he's text me back!" I feel like a 12 year old again, this is fantastic! The last boy I texted was my brother which was 5 months ago because he is in the army.
Me: Sorry, I've been busy.
Niall: Well are we going to make small talk or shall we go for a drink?
"Cris he's asked me out!"
"What's he said?!" Cris jumps.
"He said 'Well are we going to make small talk or shall we go for a drink?' How romantic is that!"
Me: Meet me at the Rosé De Lau in 20 minutes.
Niall: See ya there.
"Cris, wait. I'm meeting him in 20 minutes, oh my gosh I'm scared, why am I scared? Do I look okay? Too dressy?" I have my white floaty pants accompanied with a black turtle neck and shoes with a small stiletto.
"Just shut up and go!" "Right, come round to my apartment after and I will fill you in!"
I walk up the street on route to the pub, trying to sort out my short blonde hair on the way.
I walk into the pub and take a seat at the bar when I hear "Rita!" I turn around and smile to see Niall looking very handsome in grey skinny jeans and navy and purple button up top with blacked out vans to match. "Hey Niall, how are you?" "Hold that, can we get some drinks please?" The person behind he bar comes over with a smile, he has chubby cheeks that I just want to squeeze. "I'll have a pint of larger, Rita what do you want?" Well, considering how nervous I am I think I deserve something that will give me a kick. "Can I have, rosé in a glass mixed with straight vodka?" "Of course miss, anything else?" "No thanks"
Niall looks at me "Vodka and wine mixed? I can tell we will get along"

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