Outside of Volcano Rock City by the shore there were multiple Rock trolls holding up protest signs. Trollex floated up to the group.
Trollex: Hi, is this the save the whales rally?
Barb: No, this is the kill the whales rally. WHAT DO WE WANT?!
Rock trolls: DEAD WHALES!
Barb: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
Rock trolls: DEAD WHALES!
Trollex: Seriously?
Barb: Uh, yeah! As serious as the whales trying to drink all of our water! *pours water on the ground*
Trollex: What? If you're so concerned about not having enough water, then why are you pouring it on the ground?
Barb: SO THE WHALES CAN'T HAVE IT!!
Rock trolls: YEAH!
Trollex: No! That is confusing and awful!
Barb: Uhh, as awful as a beached whale ruining my day at the beach?
Trollex: Uh, what?
Barb: Yeah, they've taken over our BEACHES! WHAT'S NEXT?! OUR LAND, OUR AIRSPACE, OUR SCHOOLS!
Rock troll: YEAH, I DID NOT JOIN THE PTA JUST TO SEE A WHALE FILL MY CHILDREN'S COMMUNITY WITH BLUBBER AND DRUGS!!
Trollex: Ok, that is not a problem!
Rock troll: JUST SAY NO! TO WHALES!
Everyone but Trollex: NO WHALES!!
Dickory: NUKE! WHALES! *holds up sign with dragon*
Barbllex: Uh......
Barb:...We're talking about the animal.
Dickory: Right. That works too. *flips sign with dead whale on the other side* NUKE! WHALES!
Rock trolls: YEAH!
Trollex: No! The whales are innocent creatures! Some are nearing extinction!
Rock trolls: YEAH!
Trollex: NO! NOT YAY! WE NEED TO SAVE THE WHALES! *holds up sign*
Silence.
Trollex:...I was-I was sorta expecting a cheer, but I see where I went wrong.
Barb: You know what, whales are not innocent creatures! Have you seen the movie Jaws?
Trollex: That's about a shark!
Barb: Yeah, 3 tons? 25 feet long? THAT IS A WHALE IN SHARK-SHEEP'S CLOTHING!!!!
Trollex: Um...that's not a...thing! And Jaws was just a movie!
Rock troll: Hey, listen man, the whales are evil. They put a curse on my girlfriend and made her dump me!
Rock troll: Yeah, they got me fired for incompetence and pushed my boss down the stairs!
Rock troll: Yeah! And they framed me when I burned my house down for all that insurance money!
Everyone but Trollex: YEAH!!!
Trollex: No! You're just blaming the whales for all of your problems!
Carol: The whales made me stupid!
Riff: And they made me call her stupid!
Sid Fret: The whales are sticking their blowholes where they do not belong!
Trollex: No, you cannot kill the whales.
Riff: HE SAID KILL THE WHALES!
Trollex: NO!!!
Barb: You know what, we even got some Country troll celebrities to promote our cause. Come on out, guys!
Delta and Hickory (as a Country troll) stepped onto a stage and started singing.
Let's kill the whales! Those blubber beelzebubs.
Kill the whales! They're just really fat dolphins!
Kill the whales! It could fix deforestation
Because they're mammals and they won't keep stealing oxygen!
Kill the-
Trollex: NO NO NO NO NO!!!! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! And surprisingly well funded.
Then Quincy came down from the UFO that came out of nowhere.
Quincy: Hey what seems to be the problem?
Barb: THIS GUY! HE'S DISTURBING THE PEACE!
Trollex: Oh come on! These trolls want to kill innocent animals!
Quincy:....all I see is a group of peaceful protesters. *sees Carol with a gun* You're safety's on.
Trollex:.......um....THAR SHE BLOWS! *dives into the water*
Everyone: WHERE?! *sees Trollex swimming away*
Riff: Don't worry, guys. I'll get him with my harpoon.
Everyone: NO!!!!
Barb:.....save it for the whales, man.
Riff: Good call.
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Trollstopia Shorts
HumorSome random stories of the trolls world tour characters hanging out at Trollstopia. Also I'm a freaking Trollex fan so most of these might include him btw
