Trollstopia Shorts

A Relaxing Bike Ride

Branch, Poppy, Barb, Trollex, Guy, Hickory, Quincy, and Essence and Smidge were on a bike ride in the woods when a storm hit, and they had to take shelter in Branch's bunker until it passed.

Poppy: I love riding bikes out in the fresh mountain air, that felt so good!

Trollex: Yeah, the best part is, we get to see the highlights of the day. thanks King Quincy for letting us borrow your go-pros.

Quincy: Guys, these aren't just go-pros, these are go-prospective. It captures not only what you see, but how you see it based off of your unique personality.

Everyone: Cool!

Hickory: Uh...what if you're so talented at biking that your go-pro and go-prospective are exactly the same?

Smidge: Uh, are you sure you wanna go there? I was there.

Hickory: Yeah. Roll 'em both.

Quincy: Alright, lets go with the go-prospective first. *inserts footage onto Branch's TV*

Footage:

Hickory: Here we go! I fear nothing! Here we go baby! *rides up ramp* Whoo! 360! Yeah! Did you see that?!

Smidge was clapping for him.

End of footage:

Everyone was cheering for him while Smidge was just confused.

Hickory: Hey, now, I just let the bike do its thing. I was just in for the ride, guys.

Quincy: Now let's watch it in the normal setting.

Hickory: Uh, ok, if you wanna see the exact same thing over again.

Footage:

Hickory:.....I.....fear.....EVERYTHING....

He tried to pedal but tipped over and rolled down the hill on his bike while screaming.

End of footage:

Hickory was embarrassed.

Then everyone started cracking up.

Trollex: Ok, that was....revealing.

Hickory: Some dirt got on the lens and distorted the image.

Trollex: Does dirt on the lens make you look like the worst bike jumper on earth? Cause-

Hickory: *stands up* You know what, why don't we look at your go-prospective and see how your date with Barb went.

Trollex: Um.....it wasn't a date. We were just on a bike for two....all day. *mutters* Even though I couldn't do much pedaling at all.

Hickory: Really? Let's see.

Quincy put in the footage for Trollex's go-pro normal setting.

Footage:

Trollex: Great day for a bike ride, huh?

Barb: Yeah. 

Trollex was riding the bike on his stomach using his hands to pedal.

End of footage:

Trollex: VINDICATION!

Hickory: I was so sure it'd be different.

Quincy: Oh, I didn't put it in the go-prospective yet.

Trollex got up and tried to take away the tape.