Trollstopia Shorts

Parkour

One day, the leaders decided to have a meeting, but this time agreed to have more organized. Trollzart volunteered to fix the place into shape, but everyone else didn't exactly know his style of "organized". All the leaders walked inside to see Trollzart all giddy. There were desks fixed up with paperwork on top, furniture put together quite nicely, and even a few paintings and lamps. They were confused.

Delta: Um. Trollzart. Heh. This is supposed to be a short lil meeting is all.

Trollzart nodded.

Delta: As in 5-10 minutes tops?

He nodded.

Delta: We're just checking in on how everyone's doing and if there's anything wrong.

He nodded. Delta facepalmed.

Trollex: Yeah, why would we need all of this paper work?

Trollzart realized what he did.

Trollzart: Hehe...yeah, might have gone a tad overboard.

Delta: A tad?

Trollzart made that face 😑

Essence: Ok, Trollzart clearly spent a lot of time putting this together. So, we will go with these for today, then everything back to normal tomorrow. Ok?

Everyone sat down in a seat, except that Delta had a bit trouble. She sighed in frustration and went into the women's bathroom. Everyone sat distanced from each other in awkward silence.

Poppy: Hey, does someone know where Branch is?

Quincy: Actually, Darnell supposed to come, too. Cooper caught a cold, so he'll be staying home today.

Everyone turned their attention to the papers on their desk.

Trollex: Ooh! Get to know you surveys!

The leaders got excited and worked on the papers.

Just then, Branch busted through the door and rolled on a couch.

Branch: PARKOUR!

Then Hickory and Guy Diamond came inside. Hickory started climbing onto Poppy's desk while Branch walked on top of the furniture stepping on the papers. Guy took out a camera and started recording.

Hickory walked on top of Essence's desk while yelling.

Hickory: PARKOUR! PARKOUR!

The three boys were yelling it repeatedly as they climbed everywhere. Then Trollex came over to Poppy with a computer with a video of parkour.

Trollex: This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. It's pretty impressive. The goal is to get from Point A to Point B as creatively as possible. Actually, they are doing parkour as long as Point A is delusion and Point B is the hospital.

The boys continued to climb on stuff as Trollex explained, including on his desk. Guy got on the floor and kicked back at a door in the hall. He grabbed onto the handle of the refrigerator that got there somehow and kicked open another door. It was to the girls bathroom, where Delta was putting on a buttload of hair spray. Branch was recording the whole thing.

The boys ran out of the mushroom cheering, Branch was still recording it all. Guy got on the ground and Hickory jumped over him. Then Guy jumped onto Hickory and started swinging his arm like he was holding a lasso.

Guy: PARKOUR!

Hickory: GET OFF!

Guy: PARKOUR!

Hickory: GET OFF!

Guy: Ok.

Time skip:

They were doing "parkour" outside. Guy was hugging a tree like his life depended on it, but really, he was trying to climb it. Branch was jumping on a bunch of cars (idk motorbugs?) while Hickory was recording him.

Hickory: Quick, jump over the camera.

Branch jumped down and gave a thumbs up.

Another time skip:

Branch: Ok, we all go together, or we go one at a time...

Guy: Ok, here it is. Refrigerator, to trash can, 360 spin onto the crate, backflip into the trash can.

Branch and Hickory: Yeah!

Hickory got the camera.

Guy: *at the camera* HARD CORE PARKOUR!

Brickory: HARD CORE PARKOUR!

They all started screaming. Then Guy jumped off and landed right into the cardboard crate. Branch and a Hickory looked down to see if he was alright.

Guy: Parkour....

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