"No" she say.
"awhh y not bro? u seem chill, i chill too, les be frendos?" i say gain.
"no....m we no be friend, because i wanna fok u very mush"
SHE WANNA WOOTTT.... BUT I UGLY LLOOOKING LLAMA BITCH.
I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE RAN ME OVER WIF A WHEELBARROW. okay there was that 1 timm..... irrevelent, besife the point.
"U wanna wot?" i assed
"u herd me dumby wumby. So, i fuk u?" she repepeted.
"Sure bro" i thot i said.... turns out i realy said.
"PLEASE DO YOY SECK SEA ASS BETCH. IF NOT I WILL STAB MYSELF IN THE VAJINA WIF A LION"....
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