Homie Womie invazionnnn - Cordeliaaa Ggoooodeee

happy likkel adicints

turns out my vission never left. I just had teabags on my eyes.... idk why tbh, not like i fukkin had conjunctivitis again 🤦‍♀️

My eyes were bery healthyyy.

"wot happened?" i asked the soupreme.

"You smoked deadly noghtshade like a little dumby dumb bitchy dumy dumby bitch hoe" she explined.

"Ahhh.... makes sense, didnt taste very weedy" isaid

"You almost died u fukkin eejit" she shouted at me.

"oopsie doopise. Accidents hapoen, i bet thats how u got made, ayeeeee" is said.

"wow. Rude..... but u right bitch" she said laughin.

"so um.... we frends now?" I asked...