Little did i kno i wasny alone.
Some witchy blonde bitchy was upstairs. She heard the noise and came down.
"Gurls, are yoi home??" She shiutted.
this scared the tits off of me. (Not literslly i still have them, they attachedd sadly).
"wHO THE FUCKY WUCKY IS YOU" she shouted when she saw i was a stranger danger boi.
"yoUR MOM GAY" i said and rannnnnn into a difderent room.

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Homie Womie invazionnnn - Cordeliaaa Ggoooodeee
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