You went back to your apartment and just fell down onto your bed.
*The next morning*
I woke up early, after dreaming of one thing and one thing only: killing Jar Jar. No particular reason, he's just an annoying fuck. I had to get revenge on him. I thought he loved me. But no, he loves Queen Julia. I honestly was dumb enough to think other girls wouldn't want a try on his horsecock. It was the biggest I'd ever seen, and I'd seen a lot.
If I was going to succeed, I needed to be sneaky. I grabbed my Böker Magnum Advance All Black Pro 42 01RY306 pocket knife and snook quietly out of my room and into his. I saw him sleeping, with 9293939499595949494949 other girls next to him. Gunganmanwhore. I pulled my Böker Magnum Advance All Black Pro 42 01RY306 pocket knife out of my pocket, and stabbed him with it. But I couldn't. A hand grabbed my wrist and there he was, Qui Daddy Jinn. Jar Jar looked at me and said: "How wude!" I then stabbed Qui Gonn with my Böker Magnum Advance All Black Pro 42 01RY306 pocket knife and then looked back at Jar Jar and stabbed him 2983 times with my knife- Finally. I have fulfilled my destiny. Fuck yeah, he's dead! I yell.
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FanfictionYou come home to sex lord, space daddy, ripped abs, big penis, Jar Jar Binks. He wants to be your humble sex servant. You can't deny such an amazing chance so you take it. Then about 6 hours later, you stab him 693838484848 times with your Böker Ma...
