[COMPLETE] A Heros Fangs

Bride Wars

By the time I got home and headed to the basement there was a collection of multiple relics I did not create. After moving some I find a sleeping Lily under a big blanket. I gently shook her awake and carried her to my room where I laid her down on my bed. "Get some sleep, I will look over your Relics ok?" She nodded and dozed back off as I went down to check. The first few were just silly creations. A bottomless carpet bag which can hold infinite items tagged as "Marry Popping Bag". Then my favorite of the silly stuff was something called "Gaff stink bombs". I kinda wish I warped to the middle of nowhere before popping one. Even tomato juice couldn't remove the smell until it faded a week later. I only know this as I warped the room a week in time.

I packed them in a bag for later and winced a bit as I looked at my leg. It hasn't fully healed but I could still walk on it. Unfortunately Momo also had an injury like this, should have had the idiots hold back a bit. The main reason was Dabis fire, it turns all it touches to ash, and he used it on us. Dad was only messed up from Spinner, a stupid lizard, and some magnetic quirk person so he is already fully healed. After messing with some funny Relics, like a bottomless bottle of Seltzer which is a bubbly fluid that comes out as a thick foam, I head upstairs for supper.

After supper I smirk as I set up another plan using the sillier Relics. After supper I called in the girls after getting some ice packs on my burned leg and Momos arm. "Ok girls your new job is to cause mayhem around and in UA. Please be careful where you use the stickbombs. It takes a week for the smell to fully vanish. Miriko, your job is to "fight" them again. Destroy any relic but the carpet bag and the stink bomb canister. I like them and they can definitely be reused."

I adjust the ice pack before continuing. "Now I don't want you to kill anyone, when someone asks how you got in toss them this." I hand Mt. Lady Minetas school ID. "Now should you see All Might, sharpie all over his face, gag Present Mic, airhorn Aizawa often, and force Lunch Rush to eat fish flavored candy. Just make the attack horrible for them." Momo began to get up but I pulled her back onto the couch, "You are not going this time. Let them have some fun ok?" She nodded, "Fine but I better be able to rip out some people's hearts next time." I agreed and I kinda wish I didn't.

Lily huffed, "You basically bend over backwards for her and all I got was a "I'll Check" on my Relics. I'm a Bride too!!" Midnight nodded, "Yeah, I've not had any fun with you and honestly Mineta was not worth this youth. You still need to make up for that." "Same here, I may have started your dad's but I'm yours now," Mt. Lady stated as Miriko covered her face with her ears muttering something similar. I groaned as the five bickered with Momo claiming she's higher ranked cause she was the first and my fiance in the legal sense.

I slowly stood and got myself a drink as they argued. After a few second I hiss at them, "Shut it!! Any louder and the neighbors will think I am a womanizer and a pimp! Then when the cops come they will do a big test and our villain sides will be revealed!" That shut them up before they started arguing via telepathy. Unfortunately I heard every, single, mentally shouted, high pitched insult. I mentally screamed in rage scaring them before I headed to bed.

After a couple of hours they all walked into my room. I'm sitting in my chair and gaming on my pc but I pause it when they come in. "What do you all want?! I explained Momo was my head bride because I love her. What else do you want?" Midnight walked over and sat on my bed. "First off you need to treat us all equally and make up for us becoming your brides. You sealed the deal with Momo but not us." Unsurprisingly the rest agreed but Momo agreed too which surprised me.

"I'm not going to screw all of you. I only love Momo and the rest of you are proving your worth before I remove your leashes." Lily sat on my desk making sure not to sit on my mouse or keyboard. "That's what your deal with me was but Mt. Lady was your dad's, you wanted Miriko even if just as a spy, and Midnight, well, shes a hag." "HEY!!" I sighed as I sat back in my seat. Her points were valid except the hag bit, that was harsh.

Momo sat on my lap, "How about they earn some time with you? Each mission is a little game where they gain points. They get to join us after they get all the points." She then whispered in my ear, "It might make them work harder and speed up our plans." I nodded, "Fine but they must earn 100 points. Eat mission will have a max of 25. I may be a teenager but my hormones dont cloud my judgment." Miriko walked over, "25 each person or total? So if we all do really good we get our reward in four missions or will we have to do much more?"

I groaned tiredly, "Look it's just a base idea. Let me sleep and plan the point system out. Now go cause chaos please you four. I'll have to set up a special grade sheet for Miriko since shes playing good guy." Midnight huffed, "Why can't I play hero? I have to teach some classes today." I began to slam my head into my desk, breaking it after a few hits. "Fine, Momo set up Miriko with a gem type with her bunny bits colors changed. I'm thinking Aguamarine and a nice blue fur or hair. Now that that's settled please get out and use the sillier Relics. I need some sleep." They left and I dozed off. When I wake up later there better be a news bulletin about UA being terrorized.