Hunter x Hunter x Reader Oneshots

Yandere!Hisoka x Reader (Part 1)

krptonn requested this🗿 it's probably nothing like what you expected and i deeply apologize. AND I'M GONNA MAKE MULTIPLE PARTS FOR THIS. CUZ e and yes🔫🗿

Third POV

   You were playing with your pets laughing and smiling when you got a call from your father. You rolled your eyes throwing the dog toy across the wide field of grass as you stood up. Clearing your throat you answered the phone and spoke trying to hide the irritation in your voice "Hello father."
   "Hello sweetheart. How have you been?" He attempted to spark a conversation.
"Cut to the chase Dad. What is it now?" You asked.
He chuckled and said "Now that's no way to talk to your father."
You rolled your eyes "I'm busy." You lied.
He sighed. "I have a job request here for you." He replied.
"Why can't someone else do it?" You asked annoyed.
"Because you're close with this person."
"So you want me to kill someone I might care about?" You asked biting your nails.
"It's Hisoka." He said bluntly. "Have you fallen in love with him?" He continued.
"Of course not. He's just an occasional fuck." You giggled.
He sighed from the images popping in his head. "I didn't need to know that dear."
You shrugged "Oops. When does the client want him dead?"
"Asap. He's offering 100 billion jenny. But you have to kill him in less than a month."
You dusted your shirt off and nodded. "Alright."
"Now that that's settled. We're having a family dinner o-" you hung up before he could finish.
   You texted him telling him to text you the details. As you pressed send you got a text from Hisoka that read "Come to my room at Heavens Arena at 10~ You can watch my match then we'll head back to my room~ I'm feeling quite needy tonight~<3 ⭐-_-💧"
   You smiled and replied "Sure. I need to talk to you anyways."
   You quickly received a reply "Oh~ What about~?" You left him on read and a few minutes later received a text when you were back in your house that said "Ouch that hurt~"
   You giggled throwing your phone on your bed and walked to your bathroom to shower.

TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY GON GETTING HIS ASS KICKED- AHEM.

  (IT WASN'T THE FIGHT WITH GON BTW- IT WAS WITH KASTRO)
   You watched as Hisoka walked out of the arena. You quickly made your way up to his room. Knocking on the door you heard him say "Come in~"
   You opened the door and walked in and said "Your little "magic trick" was shit-" before seeing a pink haired girl stand up. You stared at each other as she walked past you and heard her scoff. You cleared your throat and tripped her with your foot. She fell as you started laughing.
   She quickly stood up and wrapped her  thread and needles around your neck. You easily cut them with your favorite knife and stared at her shocked face. "What were you expecting those little threads to do~!?" You held your stomach as you tried to calm yourself down. You heard little giggles behind you. Hisoka placed his hand on your shoulder.
   "Now now~ leave her alone (Y/n)~ I apologize for her behavior Machi~" The so called Mochi girl hesitantly looked away from you and up at Hisoka who had a smile on his face. "I'll have the money sent to you soon~ Bye now~" with that she left quietly.
   Hisoka's hand wandered down your back as you turned around to face him. "Do I sense jealousy~? "
   You snickered and shook your head. "Of course not. Just having a little fun. She's in the phantom troupe. Right?"
   Hisoka nodded and picked you up taking you to his bedroom and dropping you on the bed. You giggled as he pulled his shirt off and leaned down kissing your neck. Lightly pushing him away and looking up at him. "Before we do this I need to talk to you."
   Hisoka stood up straight and asked "Are you sure it can't wait~?" Once he finished his sentence he looked down at his boner. You looked down with him and bit your lip. You stood in front of him and kissed his shoulder lightly biting on it. Your hand went back and forth on his abs while your other hand ran up and down his clothed member feeling your lower region grow wet for him. "I'll take that as a yes~" he whispered.
   Your mind wandered as you thought about everything you wanted to do to him till you remembered what you needed to talk about. By the time you pulled away from running your hands all over his body your shirt was already on the floor as he worked to unhook your (f/c) bra. You again pushed him back clearing your throat. He hesitantly let you go as he looked down at you. "Yes dear~?"
   You walked out of his room leaving your shirt off. "We need to talk now." You felt his eyes on you as you walked. "Do you have any snacks?"
You plopped down on the couch staring up at Hisoka as he walked past you and to the rooms phone picking it up. "I can order room service if you'd like~?"
   You shook your head sighing lightly. "No thanks." You set your right leg on your thigh pulling a chocolate bar out of your pocket making a face sort of like Killua's when he has choco robots.
   Hisoka chuckled and sat next to you. "So~ What is it you wanted to talk about before we had our fun~?"
   As you took a bite out of your chocolate you looked at him and said "I've been hired to kill you~" Smiling from the yummy chocolate.
   His lips twitched as he struggled to keep on a smile. "Is that why your here~? To kill me while I fuck you~?" He questioned.
   You sniffed and puckered your lips. "Oh no of course not~ I just know that you want to fight me. So- You can choose the day and time we have a fair fight." You took another bite of your chocolate staring at Hisoka with a small smile. "...or am I not ripe enough~?" you giggled as you teased him a bit.