Zalius | ✔︎

☽ 𝟯𝟰 : 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 ☾

☯︎︎

"You fucking asshole, where the hell is he?" Zalius growled profusely after finally getting in contact with the most annoying man in the world, seeming that it was almost impossible to get a hold on this specific male who would get on everyone's nerves with his carefree nature, while the brown eyed man twirled a bit of fire in his fingertips in amusement after recognising his blue eyed best friend after a long time, chuckling darkly after leaning on his rocking chair with a deep sigh.

"Calm your dick bruh, he's having the time of his life as we speak. Let the softie enjoy his slumber in peace." The brown eyed man snickered playfully after cracking his knuckles casually, finding the vexed sight of Father Sky tapping his foot repeatedly on the ground to be a scene of entertainment, making Zalius roll his eyes in annoyance after being greeted with a very 'welcoming' presence of the man he hates the most, before gritting his teeth.

"Don't tell me what to do asshat, bring him here right now. I need to speak with him, make it quick." Zalius ordered venomously.

"The hell dude, give that man a damn break will you? He's resting after having my dinner, aren't you happy to see me at all? You should, cause I missed your ugly face." The devilish man blew a sarcastic kiss with a shitty confession, making Zalius gag as he looked unbelievably annoying right now with his deep voice that was almost matching his, letting his inked arms cross together at his bare chest that had even more inked images of tattoos on every corner, having a little tanner skin than his king, and brazenly sitting on the rocking chair like it was his throne.

"Then wake him up, I don't have much time for this. My girl is sleeping, even I would like to sleep with her, so eat your own dick and get him here now. And to answer your question, fuck off." Zalius groaned in exhaustion after rubbing his jaw and eyes to relieve himself from the sleepiness greeting him, making his best friend tsk in distaste with the lovely treatment he was getting, clearly displaying his resentment.

"I don't think that's how you treat a king, kid." He huffed with a pejorative pout.

"Dumb ass wipe, I am your king." Zalius retorted.

"Nah, you're a kid. An itty bitty little kid who loves mommy's kisses and hugs and wants to cuddle with her to bed, and also needs to listen to bedtime stories and have milk for breakfast. Do y'all braid each other's hair? Or possibly learn the math tables after school? So fucking whipped, it's so adorable." He shot back playfully.

"You'll know how the oh so loving kisses and hugs feel when you get your own damn woman, and I'm happily whipped to my girl, you are just fucking complaining." Zalius snorted with a disgruntled expression.

"You should be lucky you've got a woman who handles your shit, at least I don't have to anymore anyways." The dark chocolate eyed man grumbled under his breath.

"Oh, look who's sounding so lonely now. It's not my problem that your stupid tiny brain can't take the shitty fact that your woman is also out there—"

"Ya think you became smart enough to talk about her? Now it's not my damn problem that your own brain can't take the shitty fact that perhaps I don't want to talk about it. Anyways, tell me about the most patient person in the world who is cursed to see your face everyday, how's our lovely Queen now? Heard she was about to whip people's asses this afternoon."