A Kakasaku oneshots Book

🤗:The talk

*Setting: After the war

The Rokudaime read and signed one paper after another. He was exhausted, weary and fatigued. He looked horrible to be exact. He looked horrible but handsome in one way or another. 'Handsome' sakura thought as she looked at the newly renounced hokage and her boyfriend. She was truly grateful for having him in her life and changing the way she sees a presumptuous, imbecilic ninja. Sasuke Uchiha. Yes. She have moved on from sasuke because she once followed kakashi as he stalled on one of their group lunches only to find out the confession he made to his deceased best friend, Obito Uchiha. Now, back to the reason why she approached the hokage in the first place.

"Rokudaime sama, Tsunade shisho delivered a message yesterday for you." Sakura said

"Ahh Tsunade sama runs errands now? How nostalgic." Kakashi sarcastically said

"Here you go Hatake sama."
Sakura mocked him

"Maa sakura koi stop calling me sama will ya?"
The hokage said as he reached out to wrap his arms around her waist

"Oi oi oi we already agreed in being professional when we're here."
She complained but she wrapped her hands around his back nevertheless

"Yeah sure sakura koi" kakashi murmured as he snuggled at Sakura's neck.

"Alrighty. Mr. Hatake you need to read the letter now" sakura said

"Right"

Kakashi's eyes widened as he read the letter in his hands and took a couple of glances at sakura.

"Well, what is it about kakashi?"

"Tsunade wants me to give a talk about sexual intercourse and lust."
Kakashi replied to her question as he handed her the letter

Dear hokage sama,

We would want you to give a talk about the intimidating truth about why sex is special and why you do it with your partners. The hidden frog village would want you tomorrow at their place. I am deeply happy that you'll agree to this you perverted hokage! You have the nerves to date my student! You can do this! I miss my beautiful student so bring her along!

Sincerely yours, Tsunade

"Pfft shisho called you perverted hahahahaha" sakura mocked him

"Well, I could be if you want me to" kakashi said while kissing her jaw

"Eeeeeeek perverted!!!!-

At that moment, Shikamaru burst open the door and was startled by the sight before him. The hokage that's he's working with was maskless  and was snuggling at Sakura's neck. Gently nibbling and kissing it.

"Pardon my intrusion. I thought something happened. How troublesome" Shikamaru promptly said

"It's alright... I'm going to call you anyways" Kakashi said whilst rubbing the back of his neck as he tossed the letter to Shikamaru that made him burst out laughing

"Yosh I'll schedule your trip for tomorrow"

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Tomorrow~~

"Good morning everyone!"
Kakashi said to catch their attention.

The room was pretty small but filled with enthusiastic people ready to talk about rokudaime sama's talk. They were with they're lovers. Kakashi concluded. So am I. He took a glance at the koi by his side - sakura. He's glad that she can accompany him in this flustering talk. His mind lingered at her figure for a while until Tsunade told him to start...

"All right what do you guys think about a sexual intercourse?"

A couple of guys precedented what they thought about the matter and a couple of ladies was a bit nervous but answered his question anyways. He was in shock because he realized that they don't have any idea about it and also realized why exactly Tsunade picked him. He explained to them how precious making love to your partner is and how and why some boys practice with others so that the woman that they love wouldn't be hurt. He also explained why It is better to cuddle than the other thing because it takes too much stamina. He also said that if you truly love her you wouldn't force your way on her and just be patient until the day that she is ready for it. One guy asked him if he had a lot of intercourses before...

"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt if I say this but someone will get jealous..."
He trailed off as he looked at Sakura.

"Oh, it's alright"
Blunt. That's all thank you.

"Back in Anbu, there was a time called mating project. It was first planned to be a practical and proactive project. It was all about having new anbu recruits by making the elite members impregnate women. Luckily, I was underaged and It didn't happen"

"Then Mr. Hatake you mean you're still a virgin?"
The same guy who asked him the question asked. He's rather an inquisitive man huh?

"Yes"
Kakashi said

"Better do something about that sakura" Tsunade mocked the blushing couple which earned a couple of other mocks from the couples that they were accompanying.

"Let's not talk about my private life shall we?" Ooh kakashi sama's irritated

Yes. He is irritated because he just explain how it works and yet that's what he actually received...

*Timeuskipu*

"Aren't you a bit tad hypocritic back there?" Sakura asked while changing her clothes

"I just can't help it koi"
Kakashi said

"I didn't know that you're a virgin Rokudaime sama"

"Stop calling me Rokudaime sama I'm really not used to it."

"Ok" Sakura replied as she placed her head on top of his chest.

"You didn't practice with another women?"

"Sakura!"

"Ohhh, gomen ne... I just thought that you were a playboy back when I was 15 years old." Sakura said

"No. I wasn't. I respect women because father told me to do so. I respect you too, you should know that." Kakashi replied.

Sakura have out a heavy sigh and kissed kakashi's nose.

"Why? What is it?"
Kakashi examined her for a bit

"I thought about the day that I followed you at the cenotaph yesterday. I realized that it was the 2nd best action that I did."
Sakura replied

"Aha! So that's what you've been thinking. I didn't know that someone was following me. I did let my guard down. Well, why second?"

Kakashi didn't get a proper reply because sakura kissed him and was already wandering inside his mouth. He felt her answer by the way she caressed and tried dominating him. He knew the answer but he wants to hear it from her and Sakura knew him well enough that he'd doubt it. She pulled out from the kiss and said the words "The 1st was hugging you and asking you if we can try. I'm really happy and glad and I don't know. I love you kakashi. I want to stay with you forever."
"Yes, of course, Sakura koi" and with that, the lovebirds drifted to sleep. Tangled in each other's arms and waiting for another cuddling day to come...

Word count: 1150
Stay tuned for the next chapter!!
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