The Vampire Kid 2

Chapter 17

A Vampire came knocking for the right Woman to birth a Vampire.

A Destiny for a Vampire is to kill their Mother.

When Cody was born it didn't take long for the breast feeding to begin and that's when Cody bit his Mother's right Boob and was taken to an Orphanage.

Cody was considered an outcast when he got older because the other children were afraid of him.

But there was one brave little boy who played Gold Fish with Cody.

A Nun picked up Cody and took him to a mysterious Van and drove him to Vampire Elementary School.

The Nun rang the doorbell and told Principal Dungeons to take him in.

There was no available Dorms so he slept in the Living Room.

The next morning Michael and Sabrina found Cody sleeping next to their door sucking his thumb.

Michael: What should we do?

Sabrina: I'm not sure.

An hour later...

Michael and Cody were in Class when the Principal came inside the Classroom singing Oh Susannah with his Guitar.

It was hard to pay attention to the song when a foul smell was coming from Minus, I think he was pooping in his diaper because we heard loud Farts coming from Minus but they sound more like Sharts.

Mister West: Minus, do you need to go to the Nurse for a diaper change?

Minus: Yes Mister West.

Mister West: Go ahead and go to the Nurse.

Minus runs out of the classroom...

After class...

Michael in his room with a Pillow on his head...

Sabrina: Rough day?

Michael: It was horrible, Minus was so doomed he was pooping in his diaper.

Sabrina: I know it sucks but this was the only way you would ever be respected in this School.

Michael: We should ditch School tomorrow and go on a exciting adventure.

Sabrina: Where would we go?

Michael: Anywhere but here, we can be the talk of the town being scary Vampires terrorizing the Neighborhood.

Sabrina: I don't want to start a war with the Mortals, I want to finish School.

Michael: I don't need you, I can do it on my own!

Sabrina: Why do you want to piss off the Mortals so badly?

Michael: Because it's fun when they are afraid of us.

Sabrina: You need to work out your priorities and leave the fun out of being a Vampire.

Sabrina goes to sleep...

Michael sneaks out of School...

Michael: She doesn't know what she's missing.

Michael walks to a small Town and stays at a Motel...

Jena rings the doorbell...

Michael opens the door...

Jena: Hello, I left my Makeup in the Bathroom, can you get it for me?!

Michael bites Jena and takes her body inside the Motel Room...

Michael: She definitely needs a makeover because her Blood taste nasty!

Michael drags the body into the Bathroom...

An hour later...

Nikolai: Jena's taking too long to get her Makeup.

Debby: The Baseball game just started, I'm not leaving till it's over.

Nikolai: Just when I thought I could enjoy the Monster Truck Rally till I was pulled by my ear to a Baseball game and this wasn't even regular Baseball this was Little League where at the end of the game the Coach puts the losing team in Diapers in front of everyone humiliating the kids.

Debby: You are being over dramatic I want to see those Kids cry like babies as the Baby Powder gets on their Penises, that's why we are here.

Nikolai: You are crazy, I'm going to find Jena if you like it or not.

Debby: Go ahead and leave, I'll be fine watching kids Dominate each other.

Nikolai gets in his car and drives to the Motel...

Nikolai rings the doorbell...

Michael opens the door...

Nikolai: Hello Kid, I'm sorry to bother you but my friend Jena came by to get her Makeup and she has been gone for over an hour.

Michael: Jena is in the Bathroom, she fell into a Mud pile so she took a Bath.

Nikolai: Can I come in and talk to her?

Michael: Sure.

Nikolai comes inside and walks towards the Bathroom...

Michael closes the door...

Michael sits on a Couch...

Nikolai screaming...

Nikolai walks over to Michael...

Nikolai: How long has Jena been dead?!

Michael: About an hour or so ago, her blood tasted so good!

Nikolai: Her Blood?!

Michael stands up...

Michael: I have good news, you are on the menu!

Nikolai screaming...

Michael bites Nikolai and carries his body to the Bathroom...

Michael farts on Nikolai's dead body...

Meanwhile...

Debby: After seeing the winning team diaper the losing team I decided to go home and see Nikolai and his girlfriend Jena he keeps talking about.

Debby drives home...

Twelve minutes later...

Lauren: Where is my girlfriend Jena and her Egyptian Dancing friend Nikolai?

Debby: You mean they haven't returned yet?

Lauren: I thought they agreed to this Sleepover that we have been talking about for Months.

Debby: Jena and Nikolai wouldn't do this to us, something terrible must have happened.

Lauren: Where did they said they were going?

Debby: Jena left her Makeup at The Lion King Motel and Nikolai wanted to make sure she made it home.

Lauren: Greg said something about delivering Pizza at that Motel, hopefully he can find out what happened there for us.

Meanwhile...

The Pizza Guy rings the Doorbell...

Michael opens the door...

Pizza Guy: You ordered a Pepperoni Pizza with extra Dead Bodies?

Michael: Yes.

Pizza Guy: Well here's your Pepperoni Pizza little dude but I was wondering if a gal named Jena and a guy named Nikolai has been here.

Michael grabs the Pizza box...

Michael: Jena and Nikolai were a tasty meal but now that I got Pizza I don't have to suck your blood.

Pizza Guy: You are one sick little dude, please don't joke about them, where are they?

Michael: The Dumpster on your right, they might smell like Farts.

Michael closes the door...

Pizza Guy walks over to the Dumpster and looks at two dead bodies in the Dumpster...

The Pizza Guy screaming...

The Pizza Guy calls 911...