Requested by: StorieEverlynn
You were reading an x reader bout them))♈️Aries-
USSR
You're a disgrace to humanity♉️Taurus-
Finland 🇫🇮
Why? Just why??♊️Gemini-
Japan 🇯🇵
Hot.♋️Cancer-
Canada 🇨🇦
We should do that irl~
(I'm sorry)♌️Leo-
North Korea 🇰🇵
Ew♍️Virgo-
Ukraine 🇺🇦
Go to horny jail! *bonk*
(If you get it, you get it))♎️Libra-
Turkey 🇹🇷
:(♏️Scorpio-
Third Reich ✖️
I shouldn't be surprised♐️Sagittarius-
Mexico 🇲🇽
*walks out room*♑️Capricorn-
Germany 🇩🇪
You could've picked anyone else to read about but no, you picked me♒️Aquarius-
Chile 🇨🇱
You have issues-♓️Pieces-
Cuba 🇨🇺
Ok but in all seriousness what the fuck-