Requested by: DASHIPPERS_UWU
♈️Aries-
Japan 🇯🇵
You always watch anime without her
♉️Taurus-
Canada 🇨🇦
Y o u. A l w a y s. S t o p. H i m. F r o m
K i l l i n g. B a b y. S e a l s. A n d. I t s
M a k i n g. H i m. M a d
♊️Gemini-
UK 🇬🇧
You never go to his tea parties
♋️Cancer-
Third Reich ✖️
Because you freed Poland from his basement
♌️Leo-
Italy 🇮🇹
You always put pineapple on your pizza
(sorry if you actually hate
pineapple pizza)
♍️Virgo-
North Korea 🇰🇵
You always blast K-POP and he fucking hates it
♎️Libra-
Mexico 🇲🇽
You stole his enchiladas >:((
(I'm gonna be very disappointed if you don't know what enchiladas are😭)
♏️Scorpio-
Poland 🇵🇱
You're just an a s s h o l e to him
♐️Sagittarius-
Netherlands 🇳🇱
YOU SNATCHED HIS WEED >:((
♑️Capricorn-
Ukraine 🇺🇦
He thinks you were flirting with Canada
Which maybe you did or didn't 👀
♒️Aquarius-
USSR ♥️
Because he caught you reading smut and it still disgusts him till' this day
(Any of you remember that chapter?)
♓️Pisces-
America 🇺🇸
You stole his McDonald's!
