What NOT To Do In A Percy Jackson Or Hoo FANFIC!

GODLY PARENT *facepalm*

Now, If you haven't read the summary already.... This book is about The most common mistakes people make in percy Jackson/ heroes of olympus Fanfics!

oh and I've read many fanfics and all of them have a theme say: Percabeth, Demigods go to highschool, Jasper, Frazel, Caleo, and many more!

Lets start off with the main characters Godly parent:

-Is either Poseidon, Athena, Or Aphrodite!

Like where did all of the other gods go! AND besides, Poseidon broke the oath AGAIN! Oh look im Percy Jacksons Long lost sister! and my name is Sasha Andrea Amy Stephanie Tori Alexandra Elizabeth Marylou Lia Jackson!

UNDERLINE 'Jackson'!

-and even if he gets a sister or brother they dont have to be fully realated to percy! Some people think that just because your percys sister doesnt mean your related to Sally Jackson!!!

-They are probably blessed by a bajillion gods: My Dad Is Poseidon, but my moms sister was married to ares and her demigod children were blessed by Aphrodite and Hepheastus and Their kids were blessed by Athena, AND SO ON!

*IF THIS WERE A LEO VALDEZ FANFIC*

-her godly parent is Poseidon but she falls in love with leo and they both love each other-- BUT PERCY Won't let them be together! Am I right? Then Later on the book is called 'Fire & Water'!

*BACK TO THE REAL THING*

-There Godly parent helps them out sooo much but the others godly parents have ignored their children since like, 3000 eons ago! And Isn't that why Luke got angry... because the other gods ignored their children! so Sasha Andrea Amy Stephanie Tori Alexandra Elizabeth Marylou Lia Jackson shows up with sooooo much help from her godly parent like a 10000 story house that has diamond incrusted walls imperial gold doors celestial bronze windows And a pure silver roof, which has about so many rooms in it the Titanic gets jealous! that her godly parent made!

-THE END-

DONT MAKE THESE MISTAKES!!!!!