So Shane, he was... In a relationship with a dragonfly once- lmao Strange ass one too.
Shane: - walking to the store -
Dragonfly: Alice?!?!
Shane: Oh God... I just gotta keep walking... Just gotta keep walking... - stops when the dragonfly grabs his shoulder -
Dragonfly: Alice, is that you?!?!
Shane: - gulps, not speaking at all -
Dragonfly: I've missed you so much!!! Oh, gosh, you've changed a bit!
Shane: - clears throat, removing the dragonfly's hand from his shoulder- Listen, Maurice... I'm... I'm not interested in getting back with you, okay...?
Maurice: A-Alice, you can't be serious...
Shane: It's Shane now...
Maurice: I... I need you!
Shane: No, you don't...
Maurice: You don't have a choice...
| Aha, this one... I don't know why, but I liked making this one- |
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Mmmm Kan Kan will get this- lmao
HumorMy friend Kan Kan will get these jokes- ILY Kan Kan- platonically of course.