Shane: - just trying to make a shirt -
Maurice: - walks in -
Shane: Ah, damnit what do you want?!?!
Maurice: Alice, is that how you talk to an old friend...?
Shane: Yes. Yes it is. But we are not friends.
Maurice: Ah, yes... We aren't... We're more than that. - hugs Shane from behind -
Shane: DON'T TOUCH ME DAMNIT!
Maurice: Alice, Alice, Alice... Shh... Or you'll make a trip to the rabbit hole... ~
Shane: You- You wouldn't dare!
Maurice: How long has it been, dear Alice...? To me, it feels like years...
Shane: Get out of my store... Right now!
Maurice: Oh, but Alice... How I've missed you...
Shane: Don't make me get Trevor in here...
Maurice: Hm... Fine. - let's go of Shane, and goes to exit the store - I'll see you later... Alice...
| Ngl, I got chills-

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Mmmm Kan Kan will get this- lmao
HumorMy friend Kan Kan will get these jokes- ILY Kan Kan- platonically of course.