A Story To Tell - Boyxboy Oneshots/Drabbles

Kitty Cat Ruckus - Hetalia

Title: Kitty Cat Ruckus

Summary: A world meeting with a hung-over England in the corner isn’t anything unusual. What is unusual, though, is having Australia sporting some very strange feline features. But he won’t prove to be much of a distraction, right?

Pairings: Slight Canada/Australia

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: I do not own anything of the Hetalia franchise

AN: My Bleach readers will know that I have this thing with giving characters neko features. It’s just something I can’t seem to help. And, wow, it’s been ages since my last Hetalia oneshot, huh? Hope I’m not too rusty!

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Walking into the conference room where the world meeting was being held, Canada wasn’t remotely surprised to find the room almost to capacity with countries milling about, talking in hushed voices. And he wasn’t surprised to find Australia at the centre of the room, being stared at by the other countries. The fun-loving country had this ability to light up a room with a smile alone.

However, Canada was surprised by the, ah…state that Australia was in.

Dropping his files and briefcase in shock, Canada’s mouth hung open as he willed his mind to understand what he was actually seeing. Australia, dressed in clothes that were more meant for a day of hiking through the bush rather than a meeting, was sporting some bizarre features.

There, amongst his messy dark brown hair was a pair of…cat ears? That was the only word Canada could think off. Standing out starkly against the brown hair was a pair of feline furry ears, white and ginger in colour. And they were twitching.

As Australia turned around, immediately noticing Canada’s presence, Canada was able to spy two more unusual features. Protruding from the hem of his untucked shirt was a cat’s tail – long and fluffy, the same colour as his ears – mostly ginger with a patch of white at the very tip. And in place of his hands were what could only be described as oversized feline paws. Large and fluffy with light pink pads and soles.

“Mattie!” Australia yelled happily, smiling brightly as he bounded across the room and threw himself at Canada in an overly enthusiastic hug.

Canada felt his mind go on the fritz as Australia nuzzled his cheek against his, seemingly purring. Without thought, Canada placed his hands on Australia’s sides and pulled him away from him, holding him up off the floor much like he would hold an actually cat. And Australia didn’t seem to mind, if him placing his large ‘paws’ on his arms and swishing his tail was anything to go by.

“W-what happened?” Canada spluttered as he stared with wide eyes.

“His fault,” Australia said simply as he abruptly pointed to far back corner of the room.

Unconsciously keeping Australia in his hold, Canada turned to look where Australia was pointing. All he could see was a thick blanket shuddering and twitching with a black cloud of curses muttering from deep within. Canada didn’t need to see who was under that blanket. Not by the way America was crouched near it, poking and prodding the trembling form with his fingers relentlessly.

It was obviously England.

And he was obviously hung over.

Canada sighed. “That explains everything, eh?”

"Australia was just explaining the details when you walked in," Germany said in his usual stern way of speaking. "Please continue Australia."

"Sure, mate!" Australia said cheerfully, seemingly unconcerned about his new adorable features. He hopped out of Canada’s hold as he found himself the centre of attention. "Anyway, as I was saying, I was paying mum a visit but there was no one answering the door. So I snuck in through an open window on the second floor and found mum in the basement. Before I knew it, BOOM! Smoke was everywhere and it was dark. When I could see again, I had these."