The rest of them...
Person: OMG I LOVE AUSTIN MOON!! But not the others. EW.
Me: Please don't ever speak again. You are essentially an oxygen thief.
Me then: How an I tell which boy is which?
Me now: Oh that's Ryland. I can tell by the way he breathes.
Friend: How long does it take to be on love?
Me: A couple music videos, I guess.
When someone hates on R5
Me: Did I ask you to speak?
Dad: *yelling at the TV*
Me: Dad you're yelling like the players are going to listen to you.
Dad: You're in love with a boy that's older than you an doesn't even know you exist.
Me: ...
Me: Don't talk to me.
R5: How old are you?
Me: How old do you need me to be?
When someone talks bad about my one true love and his family
Me: I will kill you and regret nothing.
Walking in on people fighter over who's better
Older sister: One Direction!
Cousin: Justin Beiber!
Hobo: Justin Beiber!
Lost person: One Direction!
Little sister: Justin Beiber!
Me: R5!
Person: I don't like R5.
Me: Dishonor. Dishonor on your whole family. Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.
Friend: Ahh, I just got a lot of money for my birthday!!
Me: You should buy R5 tickets.
Friend: But I don't like R5.
Me: Who said it was for you?
Hater: You only like them because they're hot.
Me: Yeah, that's why I bought their album...to listen to their face.
Hater: Ellington Ratliff is ugly.
Me: Yes officer, she fell of the cliff.
Friend: Cool guitar pick necklace. Can I see it? *extends hand*
Me: Sure, if you want to lose that hand.
Friend: *pulls hand away*
When I find the Lynch house
Me: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
Person: I didn't know Austin had a band. I think I'll join the fandom.
Me: You're not welcome here...
