Houseki no Kuni-incorrect quotes

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(Spoilers for the manga! You've been warned!)

Morga, to Goshe: Mothertrucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Sensei: Watch yo' profanity.

Rutile: Padparadscha, wake up!
Padparadscha: Five more minutes.
Rutile: You've been in a coma for 231 years, 11 months, and 1 day!
Padparadscha: ...Okay, two more minutes.

Bort: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Zircon?
Zircon, scared to even speak: No.
Phos, post winter: I do!
Bort: I know, Phos.
Phos: I'm sad!
Bort: I know, Phos.

Cairngorm: There's only one thing worse than being shattered.
Cairngorm: [rips off paper to reveal "Phos" above "being shattered"] Boom.
Sensei: [gasps] Phos.
Cairngorm: NO.

Sensei: Let me see what you have!
Phos: A SWORD!
Sensei: NO!
Jade: Oh my god why do they have a sword—

Phos: Daddy?
Sensei: dO I LOOK LIKE???

Sensei: Now release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Cinnabar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Phos: WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE??
Sensei, trying to be patient: They are my sandals.

Genki Phos, to Sensei: You are my da-ad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

Moon Phos, to Sensei: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! GROW SOME HAIR OR SOMETHING! ugly ass—

Moon Cairn, sarcastically: You got everything figured out, don't you? Right down to a science.
Barbata, pouring liquid into a beaker: Yes!

Moon Cairn: Babe, do you love me?
Aechmea: not in the slightest
Moon Cairn: !! For real?

Barbata: Who ate my fries? ALEX!
Alex: I don't like fries.
Barbata: Benito?
Benito: I don't like food!
Barbata: Diamond?
Dia: It was Amethyst!
Amethyst 84: YEAH IT WAS!

Feral Phos: Remember one time I liked you?
The other gems: No?
Feral Phos: Good, cause it never happened!