What the Fuck, English?

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Y'all English can go screw itself with a rusty spork. Never have I ever seen a decent justification for silent letters. IF THEY'RE SILENT, WHY ARE THEY THERE?!

"Oh, but KumoriRyu, at the end of lamb and bomb you can sort hear the b."

IF YOU CAN HEAR THE LETTER, THEN IT ISN'T SILENT. Also, I've never seen an adult or teen pronounce pterodactyl with a p. They'd spit everywhere. This is what haunted me as a child and now as a teen. I need a hobby. 😔

On that note, want to hear a crappy joke?
No? Well too bad.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the p is silent?

Nope, cause they're extinct. ✌🏽

I'm hilarious. Byeee 👋

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