Duolingo is High as Balls

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TF DO YOU MEAN THE BEER HAS WATER?! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEER COULD OWN WATER. I MEAN LIKE, GOOD FOR BEER I GUESS. IT CAN DO ANYTHING IT WANTS TO. Why the hell am I yelling? I need to chill. It's like barely after midnight. But like, the Duolingo bird is gonna steal my soul. Or at least the small bit of what's left.

 Or at least the small bit of what's left

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Look at that creepy ass motherfucker. You should've seen the notification I got when they made dark mode. It was "Night has come" or some cryptic stuff like that. So yeah, kill the Duolingo or take its weed supply please. Do that and you'll be my best friend. Peace y'all. ✌🏽

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