When you sing Hamilton but forget the lyrics

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Water: Guns and Ships

Frosty: Burn

Shard: Wait For It

Harpy: Who Live, Who Dies, Who Tells You Story's

Fern: I hate today's dare

Water: that's not a song from Hamilton you asshole

Fern: I know, it's just- the dare-...were all dead

Frosty: why?

Fern: read the dare the author gave us this week and you'll see * hands letter *

Letter: Dear My Wonderful OCs,

"Today your job is simple, Every single dragon that has played Truth Or Dare with you gets to dare you all until every dragon has gone, Have fun" -Unknown

Water: I hate this game * snaps talons *

D.O.D: WE HEARD!!

Fern: good, now dare away, you ungrateful school makers

Clay: I dare you to give me food

Harpy:...really?

Frosty: DONT! ASK! QUESTIONS! JUST! DO!

Harpy: alright * gives Clay ten pounds of food *

Frosty: NEXT

Glory: all of you need to go suffocate

Water: little harsh?

Glory: no

Water: * slams head on table * alright! Fine! * presses the zero oxygen button *

Glory: * in bunker with the rest of the of the D.O.D * why do they even have that as a button?

Sunny: I don't know

Hosts: * dead * * get revived *

Harpy: now, we're done with that dare, Starflight, what's your request?

Starflight: for you all to go learn how to spell until death

Water: I got this * cocks a pistol * *shoots hosts and kills himself *

Hosts: * get revived *

Fern: Smart, Tsunami

Tsunami: go tell my mother you think Riptide is awesome

Harpy: it cant get worse then dying- * heard what Tsunami said *...I have been corrected

Tsunami: not you though, your like a bigger Kinkajou

Water:...GURL! I SWEAR TO THE MOONS I WILL KILL YOU ONE DAY!!

Tsunami: in your dreams

* the deep Palace *

Coral: any last words?

Water: no ma'am

Frosty: no

Fern: nope

Shard: yes, RIPTIDE IS STILL THE BEST YOU EXUSE FOR A QUEEN!!

Coral:...the IceWing dies first

* a bloody moment later *

Hosts: * get revived *

Shard: and Sunny...what's your request?

Sunny:...sing What'd I Miss

Water: oh thank god it's singing-

Sunny: and it's only for Harpy because she's the nicest host here

Water/Shard/Fern/Frosty: * give her a death stare * fine

Harpy: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! Ahem * clears throat *
Seventeen. Se- se- seventeen...
Se- se- seventeen...
1789
How does the bastard orphan
Immigrant decorated war vet
Unite the colonies through more debt?
Fight the other founding fathers 'til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
'Cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home
Lord, he's been off in Paris for so long!
Aaa-ooo!
Aaa-ooo!
France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up and the world still spins
I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
Then I said, 'I gotta go
I gotta be in Monticello.'
Now the work at home begins
So what'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies
I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this
There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bags down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won't cha open it?
It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York
Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free
Ready to face
Whatever's awaiting
Me in N.Y.C.
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?
My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond
"What's goin' on?" (Aaa-ooo!)
Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?
Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less
Than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?
Uh... France
We have to win
What'd I miss? (What, what, what'd I miss?)
What'd I miss? (I've come home to this)
Headfirst into a political abyss!
I have my first cabinet meeting today (chicka-pow!)
I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way
Let's get to the bottom of this
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!
So what did I miss? * dramatic ending pose * bye readers

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