My grades were wrecked by Wreck It Ralph and it is so bad that Fix It Felix can't even fix it.
(Admin/me: nah, my grades never bothered me anyway. XD )
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I've learned never to look back after watching Cinderella. If Cinderella went back to get her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess.
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Disneyland is a human trap set by a mouse -- Mickey Mouse
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Donald Duck: I WAS THE ORIGINAL ANGRY BIRD, MIND YOU.
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Disney's awesome
naming skills #1
Random kid asking his mum: If Captain Hook's name is named after the hook as his other hand, what was his original name before he lost his other hand?
Mum: *shrugs* Captain Hand?
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Disney's awesome
naming skills #2
Random kid asks his mum again: If Scar the lion's (in The lion king) name is named after his scar, what is his original name before he had the scar?
Mum: *shrugs again* No scar?
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Disney Jokes (Dreamworks too)
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