Plot Twist: one of the aliens was the father fo shrekBecause both are green
Fuck
The aliens came to Earth
Because they wanted to suck some Pussy
And they caused chaos by eating all the cunt and cock that they saw ahead
It was a war that contained a lot of cum
That cum was spread all over the world
The military tried for them, but there was no woman among the military
Then the aliens decided they would kill them
Without sucking their penis
And that was recorded live
For all to see
And fear the aliens
I a short time the aliens had taken several lives from humans
Nobody had a chance
For they were the ones who traveled through galaxies on a sexual journey
And they fucked various alien races
Who could save planet Earth?
There was only one chance ...
The humans had to call them ...
Shrek, Father Christmas, Easter Bunny and Flemish returned to death
With their help, they defeated the aliens
The shrek violated each of the aliens with his hard cock and busted their ass
The Easter bunny shit the eggs and
Santa Claus wrapped them
And they sent it to aliens as a gift
The aliens with their stupidity opened the presents and started the eggs
Little did they know that those eggs would give them diarrhea
And explode their bodies inside
And Flamengo ...
Well he didn't do anything big
Just did the victory dance
Little did they know that the head of the aliens was going to appear
He was very powerful
With his 50 meter stick he
DESTROYED our heroes
But that does not mean that they will give up
Noddy and caillou appeared
Exactly, with their childlike appearance and feminine side they were not entirely innocent
They were skilled in the act of anal
Because they practiced all day after the episodes were recorded
They helped our heroes
The Winx also appeared and used their spur magic
That was their strong maid magic
Finally they managed to defeat the alien boss It will be?
The boss was still alive
But again
Sans appeared and he stuck a giant bone in the alien's ass and even came out through his mouth
After that the heroes put a flag on a dick
It was the flag of Victory
And also from their country
How ironic isn't it?
The heroes who initially caused sexual chaos on planet saved the planet
Story Wall There is no mural because I don't have the patience to think of something smart
Or is that an excuse for not saying that this story doesn't make sense?
Well I don't know I just know there will be more
Ahahahaha....
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A friend's History(Sherk)
ПоэзияIts not my story just to clarify XD My best friend wrote this on a discord server and i decided to post on wattpad Sorry if this disturb you but you all shall know pain as well :D Its a prank Story Btw