A friend's History(Sherk)

Origins

There is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY much time ago ... 

Certain of INFINITE years before Christ... 

There was a green monster, big and strong ... And no, 

I'm not talking about the Hulk ... 

I'm talking Shrek ...

He was a green ogre who lived in a swamp with his pet donkey that was constantly raped 

Because shrek was jealous of the donkey woman... 

Yes, the Dragon. 

Every holy day was the same shit. 

Shrek arrived... 

Shrek raped... 

The donkey got pregnant... 

Their life was always like that. 

Until a certain day...

Shrek received a letter inviting him to the Super Smash Bros... 

Wait... It is not that It was a letter inviting him 

To Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life 

Obviously he accepted and so was. 

I'm not even going to talk about Father Christmas or the Easter Bunny. 

But many people do not know, 

But they work together because they are complicit in a sexual act,

That is, they are boyfriends. 

Tum tum tum (suspanse music) Noddy, Caillou and Winx are characters from the panda channel, 

But they are not just any characters. 

In the eyes of many they are just dolls to amuse children, 

But in reality they are professional porn stars. 

CHILDREN STOP SEEING THIS SHIT. 

I already spoke the Flemish in the first part. 

He was born from a chicken egg and he is a SHIT

Remember the Twist plot at the end of the first part? 

Yes ... I said that one of the aliens was Shrek's father ... he didn't appear in part 2 ... so that's where the ending will unfold ...