A friend's History(Sherk)

THE FINAL BATTLE

What do you think would be the best place worthy of a final battle? 

 Exactly ... 

A PROSTITUTE BAR Nothing better than that, is it? 

Shrek's father was a very superior being 

He was the head of the alien boss 

Our heroes fought an intense battle with 

Shrek's father (And to keep from saying Father of Shrek, I'm going to call him SHIT) 

Even though our heroes had a huge advantage 

THE SHIT was very powerful ... 

He could face everyone at the same time and still be superior 

They exchanged attacks with each other It was sticks to rub on sticks and cunt to rub on sticks 

THE SHIT dominated the fight He broke the ass of Santa Claus 

And the Easter Bunny It disintegrated the sticks of Noddy and Ruca 

And fucked all Winx cunt 

And killed Flamengo Yes ... Flamengo could be useless as shit 

But he was the central pillar of the group of heroes 

Without him ... the group was shaken 

Shrek was the only one still standing 

How will this end? 

Did the heroes have a chance? 

But of course Shrek with a quick movement took the condom off his dick 

Yes, exactly Shrek has had a condom all this time since the first half 

What is the reason? (Well he forgot to take it off after fucking the donkey) 

But the condom also hid the true power of your dick 

If Shrek didn't use a condom he would destroy whoever he wanted in a few seconds 

(But he didn't want to kill the donkey, which is why he always uses condoms before he fucks him: wink :) 

Then Shrek and THE MERDA started fighting again 

They had the same strength 

Their sticks were balanced in terms of weight, strength, speed, thickness and size 

How was it possible for Shrek to be that strong? 

Don't ask me why I don't know 

Every attack of his penis caused immense destruction in the city. 

There was no longer even a prostitutes' bar to tell the story 

They started doing the handjob act 

To release your powerful liquids 

Little did Shrek know that THE SHITS's cum was acidic and poisonous 

Shrek started to weaken ... Is this the end? 

All the heroes gathered around 

Shrek and made a circle around him. 

They managed to heal and are 100% 

They will transfer all their power to Shrek 

(And no. They will not do like Dragon Ball Super. They will not join or transform Shrek into Ssj God>: ^)

They're just going to play the cookie game but without a cookie

They did the act of jacking off and masturbating and everyone started spurting into Shrek's mouth(What am I doing. KILL ME)

Shrek absorbed everything and became very powerful

The tip of his stick became a destructive cannon

With that ... he made the wank act and fired a big ray of cum

Causing an explosion and destroying the SHIT

That attack was so powerful that if Shrek had used all his strength he could have destroyed the galaxy

After the attack the heroes were the winners

But there is always a price to pay for using too much power

The power that Shrek absorbed was too much for his body to take

Even more with the shit poison and acid from THE SHIT... 

Shrek succumbedHe fell to the ground be forces

He died...Desperate, the heroes shed tears of joy ...Oops it looks like I was wrong

Tears of pain

Everyone was suffering from Shrek's death

That day our heroes had lost two important friendsFlamingo and Shrek

So ... for a dignified and strong hero, they decided to make a decent feneral for Shrek

They shoved Shrek through a diamond toilet

And they flushed it

Was it a little stupid on their part?

WasThey were SO stupid that they did what they do with dead fish

They send them down the toilet

But hey ... it worked

Shrek went down the toilet

Now he was free

They could rest in peace and live in the sky of sex

Where the god of sex lived

After that ... that diamond toilet was Shrek's grave

She said:"Shrek Infinite year before christ - 2020 "Our faithful and courageous hero who saved the planet from evil. 

We love your slender cock. Rest in peace, old friend"

Then they made a statue in the center of the city saying the same thing it said on the tomb

And this was the end of the story

Not all endings are fucking happy endings