Futures_ Realist

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So, along with our comics, we had planned out each other's futures. Which turned out absolutely brilliant ^.^

So, here's Realist's future:

Realist is going to be a psychiatrist. (oh, I can spell psychiatrist perfectly, but it took me ten tries to spell Optimist last chapter?) 


Realist is going to be the working parent, whilst her husband is the "Stay at home'' Dad.

She's going to have three children. Two girls and a boy. But we'll get to that later. 

Anyway, one day, her husband is going to call her cell phone, telling her "Honey, the children have tied my up again."

"Oh, sweetie. My next patient, Crazy Steve has just walked in. I'm busy and must contain a cool and calm voice. I'll be home in 5 hours." Realist says, then turns off her phone. Her office phone rings, and she answers it to find it's her husband again. She then unplugs her office phone from the wall, and continues to tend to Crazy Steve.

Her receptionist enters, telling Realist that, once again, her husband is calling. Realist assures her that everything is fine, and to just ignore it. Once Realist's co-workers start telling her her husband is calling, Realist runs out of her office and screams: EVERYONE, TURN OFF YOUR PHONES, MY HUSBAND IS TRYING TO CALL.


so i'll have to untie him... again


she'll be such a good wife

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