Lame author note time!! This takes place in a no-despair AU of course, because fluff, y'know. It's inspired by a tweet I saw and then kinda just went wild from there on out.
This has Naegiri ofc, also Sakuraoi, Leosaya, Celesgami, Ishimondo, but none of these are the main focus haha.
Also I headcanon that Makoto is arachnophobic just so Kyoko can save the day.
And without further ado, here's the trash!!
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"Kirigiri-chan, Kirigiri-chan!"
Kyoko lifted her head in seeming annoyance, despite the smile on her face. "Naegi-kun?"
I skidded to a stop in her room, placing my hands on my knees as I panted for breath. "There's- a- there's a--"
Dropping everything, Kyoko jumped up, grabbing a shoe she kept on her desk for occasions such as these. "Where is it?"
"--kitchen--" I wheezed. I'd been running through the entire house, looking for Kyoko.
Kyoko sped past me, walking faster than I ran. I rushed to keep up with her, still gasping for breath.
And then we reached the kitchen. Toko and Chihiro were backed against the wall as Taka stood in front of them, holding a frying pan. Byakuya and Celeste stood on the sidelines, staring hard at everyone in general disgust.
Toko's eyes narrowed when she saw Kyoko. "H-Here she c-c-comes, saving the d-day like an attention s-seeking b-bi--"
SLAM!
Kyoko had bashed the shoe against the wall, and now carefully moved it. There was a massive black smudge, at least four inches large, where the spider had once been.
"Tch. Implode our eardrums while you're at it," grumbled Byakuya.
"I do believe it is dead now," Celeste observed, walking over and crouching down, peering closely at the black smudge, her nose only a few centimeters away.
"Hhh... KUWATA-KUN!" Kyoko shouted.
"WhaAaAt--!?" Leon cried from the open window.
I glanced through the window -- Leon seemed to be trying to teach Sayaka how to play baseball, though she looked very bored and just as disinterested as he was.
"Get in here-- you too, Maizono-chan! It's your turn to clean the spider!"
"Cleaning the spider" was a term that I had come up with. Basically, we all took turns cleaning up the residue of a spider whenever Kyoko smashed it. Everyone was forced to take turns, other than Kyoko (because she killed it), Chihiro (because he was afraid of spiders), and I (because I was afraid of spiders, too).
Leon groaned loudly, sprinting toward the back door. Within moments, he and Sayaka approached, and Leon already had a wet rag.
"Whose idea was it to move into a house with tons of giant spiders?" he demanded irritably, instantly beginning to scrub the wall.
No one had an answer.
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Simple and sweet, just like how it should be! If you want me to continue this- trash series?- I'll make a part two!
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Yubi's Dangandump!
FanfictionI have too many story ideas. This will be mostly fluff (I think??) but i have a habit of falling into the angst stuff so haha we'll see. Most of these are ship centered, yaaaay!~ Cover art not by me.
