blind date » minsung

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3bitches: chanhyunho

chan
why hello

minho
ew what do you want

chan
i heard that you broke up with your boyfriend

minho
bitch i got dumped

chan
......i expected more of a reaction.

minho
NOOOO OMG I LOVED HIM WHYYYY
is that better?

chan
indeed

minho
i don't cry over bitches
who don't appreciate me

chan
isn't that technically everyone?

minho
stfu
anyways why tf did you text me

chan
i have something for you~

minho
skip the nonsense
and tell me you bitchh

chan
rood
i have a boy's number

minho
so?

chan
and he may be a boy interested in dating :)

minho
ew no. i don't want to date anyone
he could be a kidnapper

chan
minho, he's our friend

minho
that makes it all the more unsafe
for a poor boy like me
i ain't dating anyone

chan
minho, you need to date someone
you're hopeless after that breakup

minho
excuse me, im not hopeless

hyunjin
chans right

minho
who tf added you?

hyunjin
i was always in this chat

minho
...oh

hyunjin
you never noticed me T^T

chan
BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING-

hyunjin
yeah chans right.
jeongin told me you were moping around yesterday

minho
JESUS CHRIST, IS IT A SIN TO MOPE???? WHY CANT I?

chan
you loved ur boyfriend

minho
YEAH AND THAT JACKASS DUMPED ME. END OF STORY

hyunjin
dude, you're still attached
get over that hoe and date this guy

minho
so like a date with a guy i don't even know?

chan
yep!

minho
no

hyunjin
yo date himmm

minho
no

chan
just talk with him! it'll eventually lead to that ;)

minho
listen, i don't need some random guy to date. let me live in peace

hyunjin
no

chan
just. talkkk.

minho
ugh fine i guess i could. as long as you two hoes leave me alone

hyunjin
:D

chan
here's his number: xxx-xxx-xxxx

hyunjin
he'll be expecting your message :)

minho
...alright

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UNKNOWN

minho
uh hi

unknown
who is this?

minho
u seem rude
i'm lee minho

unknown
sounds like a gay name

minho
oh you have no idea
what's your name?

unknown
han jisung

minho
that sounds like a stupid name

unknown
at least i'm not born with a name like MiNhO

minho
eh
imma call you sungie
jisung sounds too complicated

unknown
complicated my ass. sungie is only what my friends call me

minho
well we have the same friends soooo

unknown
fine
whats your nickname then

minho
i don't have one

unknown
i'll just call you minhoe then
cuz you sound like a goddamn hoe

minho
u bitch
anyways
my friends gave me your number so that i can date you

unknown
not interested

minho
that's what i thought. i dont wanna date you either

unknown
good. now leave me alone, you ugly hoe

minho
no

unknown
what??

minho
you called me ugly

unknown
so?

minho
no one calls me ugly

unknown
well im glad to be the first
where's my trophy?

minho
NOBODY TALKS TO ME THAT WAYY
AND IM NOT UGLYYYY OMFG

unknown
hah sure. prove it, minhoe

minho
ew no thank you
you could be a pedo

unknown
do i fucking sound like one?

minho
you're the bitchiest person i've met

unknown
ditto~

minho
damn i don't even want to meet you in the first place

unknown
goodbye minhoe

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