blind date » minsung

8

"what? ew, i'm not blushing," minho covered his cheeks. "i-it's just hot in here."

awkward silence.

"so, minsung didn't happen?" changbin looked up at the man.

"what? what the fuck is minsung-" he paused after realizing. "seriously? a ship name?" the boys erupted in a fit of giggles. "what are you, four?"

"it's a cute name!" jeongin laughed. minho glared at each of them.

"does it look funny to me? no. so leave me alone. i don't want to date him, or meet jisung. and yes, changbin, minsung didn't happen," minho said, making his way out the door.

"damn," hyunjin said.

"welp that failed."

"yep."

"c'mon, let's get outta here," felix said, standing up.

"chef! we need you," a worker burst through the employee-only doors. everyone looked at felix, who was highly confused.

"wait what?"

"jeongguk had an incident with the oven, we need to to finish the order in half an hour!" he said, motioning for felix to come closer.

"ah, no, i'm not a chef!" felix protested. the man kept spewing as he grabbed felix's hand and led him to the cafe kitchen.

"I'M NOT A DAMN CHEF WHAT THE FUCK?!" he screeched. "I'M A COSPLAYER!"

the three remaining boys glanced at each other awkwardly.

"can we just leave without him?" hyunjin asked. changbin paused for a moment, contemplating his decisions.

"yeah sure."

the three boys hung their heads in defeat while walking back to their dorm

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minsung shippers

chan
BOIS HOW WAS IT
DID THEY KISS?
DID THEY FALL IN LOVE?
OMG DID THEY DO IT??????

hyunjin
you're such a hoe

changbin
if anything happened,
they just hate each other more
both said they don't want anything to do with each other

jeongin
yeah and felix got kidnapped

chan
oh
WAIT WHAT
WHERE IS HE???

felix
IM FUCKING HERE
OH SO NOW EVERYONE CARES???
CHANGBIN AND THE OTHERS LEFT ME AT THAT PLACE
THEY ASKED ME TO COOK A STUPID CAKE IN HALF AN HOUR
AND THEY FIRED ME
LIKE I DON'T EVEN WORK THERE

changbin
im sorry

felix
YOU FILTHY MUFFIN HEAD

hyunjin
back to what matters...

jeongin
what do we do?
mission minsung failed

chan
and you two couldn't have prevented it from failing?
you were in disguise for a reason!

jeongin
yeah until felix blew our cover
and they got pissed x100

seungmin
shouldn't have sent them in, mates
they were bound to fail

felix
SEUNGMIN ARE YOU AN AUSSIE OR NOT IM SO CONFUSED

chan
FELIX WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUUU

changbin
seungmins not an aussie
leave him alone

seungmin
alright, we need a plan b
cuz we can't let them hate each other