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babyyyyyyy
hyunjin
jeonginnie!!!
jeongin
hiiii
hyunjin
so, we're going in disguise *smirks evilly*
jeongin
yess. what should our outfit be??
hyunjin
hm i was thinking of a blonde wig and sunglasses
ooh and a really bright colored jacket so we blend in
i already cut out some newspapers with two holes for eyes
like in those spy movies
so we can see without them noticing us
jeongin
oh my god you're so dumbbbbb
hyunjin
what? :(
jeongin
you forgot the hole for the nose!!
how do we breathe?!
hyunjin
good thinking!
jeongin
thank chu~
and btw i was gonna do the wig idea too ;)
hyunjin
we're soulmates <3
jeongin
<3
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smartasses
changbin
felix
felix
whatttt
changbin
what's your disguise
felix
i'm going as a chef
changbin
what???
felix
so like i would look normal
i have like this blinding white apron
oh and that marshmallow hat kinda thing
maybe i can use a fake mustache
changbin
dude, you won't look normal
and no on the fake mustache
felix
:(
changbin
smh you're gonna fucking stand out
felix
then what are you going as, you bitch
changbin
a girl
felix
a WHAT?
changbin
a girl. i have a dress, too
minho or jisung wont expect me to be a girl
felix
WHERE TF DID U GET A GODDAMN DRESS
changbin
MY MOM WAS OVER LAST WEEK
IM SORRY, SHE LEFT ONE IN MY CLOSET
felix
YOU BITCHHH
YOU'LL LOOK UGLY
changbin
T^T
anyways, i'm wearing makeup so i look hot, nOT UGLY
and tie my hair into a cute bun
and maybe heels?
felix
your height aint gonna increase much
changbin
your fingers aint gonna increase either
i hardly get pleasured by them anyways
felix
GASP
i'm breaking up with you
changbin
NOOO FELIX OMG
IM SORRY
I DIDN't MEAN IT, I SWEAR
WAIT
DID U FUCKING BLOCK ME?!
FELIXXXXXX
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school officially started a week ago and my teachers are strict asf. i already have a test and i've hardly studied. save me pls 🤡
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blind date » minsung
Fanfiction❝setting me and this bitch on a date? are you seriously kidding me?❞ ❝you're calling me a bitch? you're the bitch here!❞ ### ; when two incredibly stubborn boys are set up on a blind date, hosted by their chaotic best friends. but can a blind date l...
